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Profile: I always do something stupid when nobody's watching. Most things that are meant to insult me sound pleasant to my ears and vice versa. Often considered to be stubborn, cynical and unshaved. I won't argue against any of these. The exact opposite of vegan people. I get angry easier than I should but try to use this as motivation for positive actions. I seek intelligence and sophistication, but my retard mode usually turns out to be more useful. Accidents are routine in my life and I have canes in various colors to suit my clothes, friends are already saving money to donate me my first artificial limb for the next time I go cycling down a hill in pouring rain or insult a person twice the size of mine. I dance at death metal concerts as if I'm at a rave party, play with kid's toys and rant endlessly about politics. I hug random people at Sundays. Nobody knows exactly how selfish I am. You can know me better than anyone ever has in a week. Totally optimistic. Besides, if you act as if you're asking to be kicked off this planet, what bad thing can possibly happen to you? My presence here is meant to provide me with ambiguous comments and entertaining insults about my personality, so if we share common goals, be my guest. WARNING If you're still reading, then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second of your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't find a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you are supposed to read? Do you think everything you are supposed to think? Buy what you are told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned..... Likes: People that are so precious that I suspect them to be figments of my imagination (though I don't have an imagination) // Playing guitar and blasting my friends' ears (though I have no friends) // Musical improvisation and DIY/anti-rockstar values // Art as urban activism/urban activism as art // Propaganda. Yeah I know how serious it is that people are convinced by it, but huge fun for everyone else // Traveling // Extreme Sports // Doing sports rather than watch someone else who gets payed for doing so // Sex in zero gravity conditions // Motor racing on mountain roads // Old airplane fighters who talk incoherently // Acrobats, sailors, mind control specialists & street musicians // Colorful surroundings, old helmets, wine and fireproof clothes // Nouvelle vague, expressionism, crazy drug-addict poets, surrealism and futuristic flying cars // Telescopes, compasses and plastic bathing ducks // Scissorfights over stiff cliffs // Godard and Bunuel. Dali, Chagall and Kandinsky // Asteroid showers // Audiophiles. Obsessed guitar geeks // Space enthusiasts // Fireworks // Bad parts of towns // Flights // African one-string musical instruments Dislikes: My dislikes list being bigger than my likes list // Non-authentic acts & ways of expression in social interactions & art // Shouters and people who debate things angrily. Being wrong wasn't bad enough, combine it with being annoying as well // Anyone who talks about football, ringtones, cars with nitro boosts, gadgets & Warcraft for more than 3 minutes // Ignorant people under illusions of being knowledgeable and alert because they listen to every nutter's bubble. And they act like you're the one who's burdened with providing proof that they're wrong. Cause when I cannot prove that Hillary Clinton is not a robot under orders from commie lesbian antisemitic aliens, it means it might be true // Those who take pride in being rich, born in a specific country etc. Congratulations, you're still decaying organic matter // Cops, military fanatics etc // Music fans with a football hooligan mentality // 80's clothing // Religious leeches // Satanists. Credits for promoting Christianity better than any church ever did // Respect to authority. Fear of authority I can understand, but petting the head that bites you isn't exactly clever // People who say things like "discipline", "what we stand for", "our nation", etc // Sugar-coating serious issues and bullshitting people out of their blame. Like that there's a bigot in every family, that we put creeps into power, or that indifference to social problems tends to take criminal proportions. But you can't go blaming things on good average people // Politicians boasting about their "faith" to Jesus and then saying things like "you've got to take care of your own people". Well, one could argue that Christ wouldn't say anything remotely similar, even just after a hobo nicked his i-pod at the subway, but keep living with your stupid ideas. Apparently, people need moral teachings only to tell other people to practice them // "Cool" things that you just have to buy if you want people to think that you're awesome // Usage of words like "culture", "open mind" etc by people who try to give them a negative meaning. Being an ignorant tool with the intellectual caliber of Winnie the Pooh must be the positive one, then // Political correctness and euphemisms that strip the humanity out of thought. Differently-abled you might be, but maybe people would fail to care a bit less if you weren't afraid to refer to your condition as it is // Trying to change the meanings of words, as means of turning people against minorities, or to persuade a country to bomb another country // People who write "trendies" in their dislikes. Are you so lame that's the best you could come up with, or you see yourselves as the cream of underground culture? Cause every time I read this in your profile, you're a fashion or musical trend victim yourself // People who "dislike liars" in their list. The rest of us didn't write that down because we think it's good to be lied to // Pseudoscience, "researchers of the paranormal" etc // Spongebob, Heroes and Sex & the City // People that are in their twenties and idolize their yuppie parents. Your yuppie parents probably wanted to be hippies & "change the world" before becoming like that, imagine how you'll end up // Life being short. I need 70 years to play and listen to music, 50 years to fall in love, 50 years to spend with friends, 80 years to see the world... How much is that allready? Favorite Music: Andrew Hill. Alfred Schnittke. Anodyne. Art Blakey. Axis Of Advance. Beatles. Béla Bartók. Bobby Hutcherson. Botch. Bud Powell. Burnt By The Sun. Coalesce. Converge. Crowpath. Daughters. Deathspell Omega. The Dillinger Escape Plan. Dizzy Gillepsie. Discordance Axis. Django Reinhardt. Dmitri Shostakovich. Eric Dolphy. György Ligeti. Joe Henderson. Jimi Hendrix. John Coltrane. Iannis Xenakis. Igor Stravinsky. Intronaut. Jackie McLean. Keelhaul. Knut. Krzysztof Penderecki. Lee Morgan. Michel Legrand. Miles Davis. Modest Mussorgsky. Napalm Death. Nasum. Neurosis. Oliver Messiaen. Pierre Boulez. Ravi Shankar. Suffocation. Toru Takemitsu. Tragedy. Uphill Battle. Venetian Snares. Virus. Voivod. Wayne Shorter. Yacřpsć. anything. Homepage: http://www.myspace.com/cripplehorse
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