Hey, I'm Tegan.
Nice to meet you.
I'm unremarkable.


Name:
Tegan.
Age:
Old enough to know better.
Location:
The United States.
I live in the desert;
it's beautiful.
Orientation:
Wait, you mean I missed the brunch?!
Occupation:
I test ball-point pens.
Hobbies:
Posing as a human.
Animal liberation.
Blood donation.
Hibernating.
Harassing pedestrians.
The hopeless pursuit of hot chicks.
Playing violent video games.
Underwear shopping.
Molesting unicorns.
Growing a beard.
Feeding pigeons.

A Wilhelm Scream
AFI
Alkaline Trio
American Eyes
Anti-Flag
At the Drive-In
Atom & His Package
Authority Zero
Bad Religion
Les Betteraves
The Blood Brothers
Brand New
C.aarme
Calabrese
Catch 22
Chiodos
Coalesce
Comeback Kid
Converge
Dead Milkmen
Desaparecidos
Descendents
The Dillinger Escape Plan
Dwarves
Earth Crisis
Every Time I Die
The F-Ups
The Fall of Troy
Fear Before the March of Flames
Five Minute Ride
Four Year Strong
Foxy Shazam!
From Autumn to Ashes
Gallows
The Gaslight Anthem
Gatsby's American Dream
Good Riddance
Guerilla Poubelle
He Is Legend
HORSE the Band
The Human Abstract
Jimmy Eat World
The Jonbenet
Kids Like Us
KillRadio
The Kinison
Koffin Kats
Leathermouth
Leftover Crack
Letter Kills
The Living End
The Locust
Lostprophets
Mad Sin
The Matches
Me vs The Monster
Minor Threat
Modern Life is War
Muse
Nekromantix
No Trigger
NOFX
The Offspring
Paint it Black
Patent Pending
Piebald
Pig Destroyer
Pistolita
Portugal. The Man
Protest the Hero
Pulley
Queens of the Stone Age
The Queers
Refused
Reggie & The Full Effect
Rise Against
The Riverboat Gamblers
Rocket from the Crypt
Ryan's Hope
Saetia
Saosin
Saves the Day
Scatter the Ashes
Screeching Weasel
Senses Fail
Set Your Goals
Shai Hulud
Sigur Ros
Small Brown Bike
Smut Peddlers
Socratic
Splodgenessabounds
Straylight Run
Strike Anywhere
Strung Out
Sum 41
Test Icicles
Tera Melos
This is Hell
Thrice
Thursday
Tiger Army
Tsunami Bomb
Turbonegro
The Unseen
The Vandals
Vanna
Vaux
With Honor
Yesterdays Rising
Zox

soy milk
libraries
Satan
irony
sleeping
driving
knitting
onions
shamelessness
pulling levers
pushing buttons
sugar-free red bull
car karaoke
mustaches
beards
ALF
bran cereal
orchids
dangling participles
quantum physics
bumper stickers
artificial sweeteners
cartridge pens
naming things
bath towels
guilty pleasures
abortion
not being aborted (thanks mom!)
Del Taco
the Loch Ness monster
tits
being ignored
picking flowers
picking scabs
picking noses
RPGs
Lady Gaga
wasting time
unicorns
landscapes
sleeveless shirts
shirtless sleeves
bar mitzvahs
vegetables
grammar
sunsets
healthy skepticism
having ten toes
false eyelashes
stapler?

mayonnaise
crustaceans
Twilight
Twilight
Twilight
Eclipse
New Moon
Stephanie Meyer
conspiracy theorists
fundies
television
cellphones
guns
hipster chic
hardline
the 'war on porn'
scenetards
fireworks
assholes with bluetooths
bluetooths in general
srs bsnss
Twilight
dry glue sticks
hello kitty
unwarranted self-importance
chalk
ICP
other drivers
fat guys lurking in hot tubs
papercuts
guidos/ettes
Ed Hardy
13-year olds
ketchup stains
sand in my shoes
sand in your shoes
sand in his/her shoes
sand in our shoes
sand in their shoes
vacuum cleaners