Hi, I'm Rachel and I enjoy being epic. I'm originally from Texas, but have been living in Scotland since late 2006. What I have I learned from my moving-abroad experience, you ask? Well I can tell you one thing: After living in the city for three years, I have come to realise that I will never be a 'city person'. I am a 'country person' who lives in the city. I tried to fight it for a while, but it's too exhausting. It doesn't matter how fancy your suit is or how hard you've worked to lose your southern drawl. You've still got hay in your hair, you still talk slower than everyone else around you, and you still spent your youth smoking pot in a van down by the river. There's no point in trying to hide the fact that you're a bumpkin.

I'm a big, fat geek and my guilty pleasure is television. I work in adult entertainment. I try to sleep as much as possible because I love it more than anything. I'd love to be a professional singer, but I'm too lazy. I love living in the UK because I think it's hilarious that people find my accent sexy when I feel as if I sound like a backwoods hick. I have an inexplicable love for Hugh Fearnly-Whittingstall and I think that Mark Lamarr is infuriatingly sexy (infuriating because I just don't understand why). Now you know some random junk about me. yay!




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BR00TAL METAL LOL. Wayne's World, David Bowie, Ronnie James Dio, all manner of classic rock and metal, cooking, Star Trek, pizza, travel (especially in Europe), Star Wars, David Bowie, singing, massive hair and spandex, photography, beer, schmokin' weed, films with explosions, the 80s, reading, cake, kitties, laughing my ass off, meeting new people, toast (it's the best snack ever)

Nickelback, romantic comedies, asparagus, close-mindedness, mean people, people who suck at driving, people who insist that Uggs and Crocs are awesome. You're wrong and they're ugly. The lack of Wendy's and Taco Bell in the UK, Any kind of confrontational drama bullshit. Keep it the fuck away from me.

David Bowie, ?Megadeth and Pantera?, Blue Öyster Cult, Dio, Savatage, Skid Row, Van Halen, Riot, AGHAST!, Rush, Dir en grey, Ozzy Osbourne, Alice Cooper, Jørn Lande, Queensrÿche, Judas Priest, Def Leppard, Opeth, Metroid Metal, Mercyful Fate/King Diamond, Testament, Dethklok, Whitesnake, The Smashing Pumpkins, Clutch, The Pretenders, Helloween, Gamma Ray, Edguy, Angra, HIM, Magnum, Guns N Roses, Devin Townsend, Racer X, Siva Six, Wumpscut, Icon of Coil, Wolfsheim, Cruxshadows, Gary Numan, Depeche Mode. To name a baby's handful.

This is AGHAST! They're metal as fuck. Listen to them.
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