'im so gothic, i cut my lawn with a scythe'
'Prepare To Meet Thy God! (Evening Dress Optional)'
'Dimmu Borgir are growing on me...aaah! flick them off!' - Katie
"'E's bleeding demised!" "No, No, 'E's pining!" "'E's not pining, 'E's passed on!!" - the parrot sketch, monty python!
"so...you're the son of the devil, you're a talking dog from hell...and who are you?" "We're just two big fans of nicky and the work his dad does" - Little Nicky
"It doesnt say anything about Larks Vomit!""Yes it does! At the bottom, under monosodium glutamate!" - 'Crunchy frog' sketch, Monty Python
"With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels" - Fight Club
'Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room!' - Dr Strangelove
'You really are the worst pirate I have ever heard of' 'Ah, but you have heard of me' - Pirates of the Caribbean
"Are you, or have you ever been, a practising homosexual?"
"What, with these feet?" - Ronnie Barker, Porridge
I'm so boring, my clothes wanna keep someone else warm, someone cooler' - Being a girl, Mansun
"she shines, in a world full of ugliness, she matters, when everything is meaningless" - The Fragile, Nine Inch Nails
'Careful what you wish, you may regret it, careful what you wish, you might just get it' - King Nothing, Metallica
'There is no love here, and there is no pain, everyday is exactly the same' - Everyday Is Exactly The Same - Nine Inch Nails
'Theres a time to live, and a time to die, when its time to meet your maker, theres a time to live, but isnt it strange, that as soon as you're born you're dying...' - The Clairvoyant, Iron Maiden
" show me how you do that thing, the one that makes me laugh she said, the one that makes me scream she said, and threw her arms around my neck, show me how you do it, and i promise you, i promise you, i'll run away with you, i'll run away with you' - Just Like Heaven, The Cure
'And Jesus Said To Them "Who Do You Say That I Am" They Replied " You Are The Eschatological Manifestation Of The Ground Of Our Being, The Kerugma Of Which We Find In The Ultimate Meaning In Our Interpersonal Relationships" And Jesus Said " What???" '
'Be Alert, Your Country Needs Lerts' 'No, Thank You, We Have Enough Lerts Now, Be Aloof' 'No, Really, Be Alert, Theres Safety In Numbers'
'Consideration Rules, If Thats Ok'
'Everyone Is Born Right Handed, Only The Best Can Overcome It'
this poem from 10 things i hate about you ---> 
