My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked; a song that's spoke. I laugh so hard, I almost choke...when I think about myself.
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Sex: female Age: 21 Location: Edison,
Egypt
Member since: June 06, 2009 Account: Free Account Orientation: Straight Status: In a relationship Occupation: Student
Where to begin...eh. For starters, I'm a very odd person. I love making people laugh, I'm like a comedian/therapist for all of my friends. I find humor in everything, and I also find the downside as well. I'm studying Culinary Arts, hoping to be a Chef someday. Music is basically my second language. I speak it, breathe it, sing it, play it, love it, listen to it, and pretty much any other verb you can associate with it. I find myself very well-spoken, I hate when people type "lyke dis". It's rather annoying, considering I'm the one who has to decipher what the fuck you're trying to say. :)
Likes
Reading, Poetry, Singing, Guitar, etc.
Dislikes
I strongly dislike people who say that they strongly dislike things. ;) I mean, seriously, if you hate something; you hate it. End of subject. When Im chatting with someone, and they reply with a simple "yea" or "lol" or "mhm"....it makes me want to bomb your computer. Please don't complain to me about your shitty little problems. (Ex: Hangnails, inability to open mayonnaise jars, dog deaths, loud neighbors, etc.) I will not waste my time on you, unless you're deserving of it. I have one life, and I plan to live it as sparingly as possible.
Favorite Music
Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Jopelin, Slash, The Beatles, White Stripes, Led Zeppelin, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, SOAD, Rob Zombie, Kelly Sweet, Michael Buble, BB King, Dean Martin, and many many many more. =)