�lo. I am Suki. I am very short. I'm not an incredibly social person. I don't have great social skills. This is the first thing that you should bear in mind about me. However, this is the internet, so social skills mean shit. Spelling and grammar is everything, my lovelies. I try and make up for being socially retarded by being loud and opinionated. I am comfortable making people feel on edge, and standing up for, well, anything. This is probably my defence mechanism, what with being short and ginger and all. I study English Literature with Creative Writing. Basically, I like to read things and make shit up. I also have a bizarre sense of humour. You will either find me funny, or find that I make a lot of random, irrelevant observations. In short, disjointed sentences.

High quality paper notebooks... could I be more sad? I like sugar. It makes me happy.
Sleep is fun though.

I love all things vintage, burlesque and pin-up. I miss the golden age of glamour. Sexy just isn't what it used to be...

I like to play with make-up, to apply it and take pictures, for absolutely no reason. I am the epitome of 'all dressed up with nowhere to go'. And I like that.

I am very opinionated, and, since I've been asked on occasion, these opinions range from Queer rights to abortion to euthanasia to gender equality issues to the use of natural healing instead of modern medicine. I am perfectly happy to voice and argue those opinions. If I receive a reasonably intelligent comment, whether I agree with your view or not, I am perfectly happy to discuss it with you. In fact, unless you send me something I can reply to in an intelligent manner, I probably won't respond.

I like to go off on little tangents. See 'dislikes' for more details.

The way I never have any money. Being a student isn't always financially feasible or easy.

Also, butterflies. Spiders I can deal with, but if a flappy creepy leggy butterfly comes anywhere near me, I'm outta there.

Comments that don't really say anything. If you wanna compliment me, do it in a constructive manner. If you wanna talk to me, give me something to talk about.

People who say 'Don't label me. I'm a person, not a soup can!' This is one of the stupidest sayings ever, for several reasons.
a) I know you are not a soupcan, or foodstuffs of any variety. If you were, you would be much more enticing to me.
b) Why pick on soup? What about spaghetti and peas and kidney beans? They come in cans. With labels.
c) Finally, soup is soup. End of. Whereas you, my dear, are a goth/chav/emo/hippy (delete as appropriate); subcategory, idiot. So shut up.

I don't like when people give me 'QUIT SMOKING NOW!' packs. I mean really. I don't give out Weightwatchers pamphlets to fat people, so why give out anti-smoking pamphlets to smokers?

I have a bizarre and troublesome phobia of...Weird coloured food. Like blue pancakes. And green chocolate. How could you eat that? It freaks the shit outta me.

I really dislike perverts online. Just because I post pictures of myself on a website, I am not 'asking for it', nor do I in any way deserve to have obscene messages left.

(Alphabetically)

Anathema
Babybird
Bikini Kill
Blind Melon
Breed 77
Bush
Catherine Wheel
David Bowie
Deep Purple
Garbage
Halo
Howling Bells
Jimi Hendrix
Jimmy Eat World
King Adora
Lacuna Coil
Le Tigre
Muse
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
NIN
Ocean Colour Scene
Opeth
Pearl Jam
Pink Floyd
Pixies
Placebo
Porcupine Tree
Queen
Rachel Stamp
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Savage Garden
Seth Lakeman
Silverchair
Soil
Soulwax
Stiff Little Fingers
Suede
TaTu
The Beautiful South
The Clash
The Cooper Temple Clause
The Manic Street Preachers
The Misfits
The Raincoats
The Ramones
The Smiths
Tori Amos
VAST
Vex Red
Whitesnake
Within Temptation

Uhm... etc?