Hello.
I spent the best part of my teenage years on the internet. It enabled me to perfect the art of mocking, because everyone's far more brave when there's a screen to hide behind.
I lack the ability to take anything, or anyone, on the internet seriously. I get a giggle from winding people up.

I actually like talking to people on the internet, but those worth talking to are few and far between.
If you decide you must make some form of contact with me, please try not to be seriously boring, thanks.

I don't really look like my pictures anymore, they were all taken at least 2 years ago, and in one of them I'm actually 15, which saddens me too much. I despise growing older.

I feel a list cominggg...

Sunshine, Metaphysics, Vodka & Orange Juice, T in the Park, The Times, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Mighty Boosh, My Boy, My Girls, Thin Days, Arguments.

I don't like excessively long rambling profiles, and I'm so terrified of spiders I can't put it into words. I also don't like being in on a Saturday night.

I like a bit of this, a bit of that.

I firmly believe that people need to listen to more genres of music. I hope to one day be a fan of them all, but I'm still trying to get my head around jazz.

My favourite band is The Cribs. They're an English indie band.

I think, overall, British music is better than American. Especially when you consider how much smaller Britain is than the US.

Currently I'm mostly listening to:
We No Speak Americano, by Yolanda Be Cool (who isn't?!)
We Were Promised Jetpacks
White Lies
The Horrors
Neil Young
The Doors
Apoptygma Berserk
HIM
Biffy Clyro
Interpol
iLiKETRAiNS
Assemblage 23
Deftones