earl grey tea

costumes

heavy summer evenings

corsets

chinese food

clouds

eyes

spur of the moment trips

words like 'foamy'

autumn

crazy hair

you, luv

leopard print, baby!

vodka

tuna and cucumber sandwiches

wastelands

Jean-Paul Sartre

corsets!

Vargas pin-ups

the view from the palace of justice in Brussels

sleep

being driven through landscapes

warm blankets on rainy days

free spirits

writing

contemporary decadence in the form of substance abuse

outrageous outfits

old ladies' gnarly feet wedged into strappy sandals

fucked up ulterior motives

puking

lounge lizards

people who think that if they know enough about anime they'll magically *become* japanese

unexpected loud noises

moodswings

damp socks

copycats

I wrote this profile myself, I'd appreciate it if you did the same and not blatantly copy chunks off mine. I mean... seriously?

being taken for a fool, I'm sharper than you wankers think

feeling homeless

going to the ladies' room somewhere when you're on the red wave and finding out there is *no* bin...

heartache

mustard

mindfucks

shrimp

sand in my shoes

attention-whores

people who smell like they've been doused in a brew of old undies and toe cheese

hangover brainaches

being far away

judgemental sanctimonious horse-scheisse

taxes

arrogance

I talk back at the television when I'm alone

I evil-eye people on public transport if I catch them gawping at me

I've never felt comfortable in a swimsuit

I'm scared of dark water

You might never really know me

I want to believe in all the wrong things

I'm a constant warzone. You could say I'm a cloud with razorsharp edges or a fluffy blade. Either way, it never makes sense

I can peel an onion without crying

I can't whistle

It hurt more than I thought it would

I stop listening halfway through most people's sentences

Deep down I know I'll make it

I used to think factories were cloud-machines

I don't like seafood

I am extremely talented at saying inappropriate things at the most inappropriate times

I am a complete Phone Hazard.

I am the brightest light you've ever seen and I come with a very dark shadow

I used to have a total 'thing' for Keanu Reeves and secretly I doubt it'll ever go away.

My habits need some serious washing

Please don't add me to your friends if I don't know you and/or we've never spoken. That's just fucking weird.