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Brittany Murphy Tribute Band
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Profile: i had to lower the bit rate on don't say a word to only 96kbps so I'm giving the tracks away here at 192kbps which sounds much better: www.enigmacrypt.com/brittanymurphy/DSAW_192.mp3 www.enigmacrypt.com/brittanymurphy/Clueless_192.mp3 www.enigmacrypt.com/brittanymurphy/Girl_Interrupted_192.mp3 I'M CONSIDERING DELETEING THIS PROFILE SOON WHEN I HAVE A PROFILE FOR MY MUCH BETTER SERIOUS PROJECT 'ENIGMACRYPT' SO GET THE TRACKS WHILST YOU CAN BRITTANY MURPHY TRIBUTE BAND COMEDY GOTH INDUSTRIAL - The only band in existence devoted to paying tribute to an actress. THE BAND THEY TRIED TO BAN!! - Yes it's true. I recieved a small cult following on myspace but the corporate whores deleted my account due to a (unknown) complaint. This shouldn't even need to be said but I AM NOT BRITTANY MURPHY! It's a tribute. People don't pay tribute to themselves do they! I'm the guy dreaming of Brittany in the first lot of photos. The rest of the photos are of beautiful Brittany Murphy. I had to put myself as the default and add more pictures of me because people still don't seem to understand the word 'TRIBUTE'! This profile is for people with a sense of humour only. If you don't have one then move along. If you're offended by me wanting to screw a hot actress then you're freakier than I am. This is just a fun side project. It isn't meant to be taken seriously it's just meant to entertain and amuse you. If you like what you hear then look out for my serious music as it's going to be way better! My real band is 'Enigmacrypt' which i've been working on for a while. I started this crazy band for 2 reasons. Firstly i wanted to have some silly fun as a break from my serious music whilst also serving as good practice. Secondly I wanted to pay tribute to the beautiful and talented actress 'Brittany Murphy' who I adore! I know all the songs have really sleazy lyrics but it's just for comedy value. I do really respect the person/actress a lot. I'm not some crazy stalker or anything I just have an odd, twisted and perverse sense of humour. I thought it would be funny and original to make 'Brittany Murphy' the worlds first movie star to have a tribute band devoted to her. I'm not exactly obsessed but i've almost seen/own every film she's appeared in. You may wonder why I chose her from all the actresses in the world? Well I think she's a great combination of cute and sexy so she's hot and totally adorable. Also I love the way she plays crazy people in many of her films. I like crazy people - being one and all ah ha ha haaaaaa. She has the most awesome laugh too. I just think she's amazing. Whenever I see her on screen my little face lights up. I don't spend much time on these songs. I write the lyrics in about 10 minutes. I recorded Girl Interrupted easily in less than a day including watching the film and ripping the audio. Plus i recorded the vocals in one take! I decided i'd try to do them all in less that a day but then I spent a very long day doing Clueless which kept me up half the night so I scrapped that rule. I then spent 2-3 days recording 'Don't Say A Word'. With my real band 'Enigmacrypt' i spend aaages on a song (I'm having difficulty finishing tracks) and it's dark, disturbing and as funny as a car crash so I wanted to do something silly for comic relief. Hope it puts a smile on a few other people's faces too. I've written loads of lyrics (see below) but only recorded 3 of the tracks. I doubt i'll record any more now my myspace has been deleted. Although people keep asking me to so if there was enough demand I may do a couple more to fill up the vampire freaks player. I don't expect this project to go anywhere i'm only doing it to amuse myself and you guys. LYRICS Don't Say a Word I watched this thriller starring Michael Douglas His wife was younger, sexy and had a nice ass But she wasn't as hot as Brittany Murphy Who played a mental patient all sweaty and dirty! Makes me wish I was trapped in her Cell To get a whiff of that Brittany Murphy smell With her lost dark eyes, scars and heroin chic I want to gently lay a kiss upon her (ass) cheek Makes me wish I was trapped in her Cell Makes me wish I was trapped in her Cell Makes me wish I was trapped in her Cell Makes me wish I was trapped in her Cell Makes me wish I was trapped in her Cell Makes me wish I was trapped in her Cell Makes me wish I was trapped in her Cell Makes me wish I was trapped in her Cell Makes me wish I was trapped in her Cell To get a whiff of that Brittany Murphy smell But Michael Douglas was the lucky bastard Being with her must have made him so hard I bet he cracked one off at home in bed Thinking of Brittany Murphy's legs! I would have done if I was you Michael I wouldn't have been able to resist Id have myself committed Just to be with her (Copyright Noel Barton 20th March 2006) Clueless I watched Clueless to see Alicia Silverstone A hot blond who I really wanted to bone Little did I know Id be introduced To another pretty girl I want to seduce Brittany Murphy all sweet and grungy Made me want to spank my monkey She got a make-over but hey (hey hey) I loved her either way! I now had a new favourite actress And my feelings I couldnt suppress (Ohhh what a mess) It was love at first sight I thought about her all night I knew shed be a big success!!! (Copyright Noel Barton 27th March 2006) Girl Interrupted I watched a film called Girl Interrupted It really woke up my trouser snake Something white and sticky erupted Three special girls was too much to take Winona Ryder Wanna slide inside her Slap her ass And ride her and ride her Angelina Jolie Want her lips all over me She's a bad ass She's a disgrace I really want her To sit on my face But most of all I want Brittany Murphy I want her to do me until it hurts me Even when she plays a nerd She's still my favourite movie bird How did she get so fucking hot!!!??? (Copyright Noel Barton 20th March 2006) Sin City Ive never seen girls as sexy and pretty All together in one film like in Sin City Especially Jessica Alba as Nancy Who I really fucking fancy And Brittany Murphy as Shellie Ohhhhh I'm gonna cum all over the telly!!! The two hottest girls in the world The two hottest girls in the world The two hottest girls in the world On screen at the same time! Ooohhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Unholy cum explosion!!!!!!!!! I want these two girls And I dont wanna have to choose which I want to to be the filling In a Jessica and Brittany sandwich I wanna go down I wanna go down I wanna go down I wanna go down Jessica Alba, I wanna go down! Brittany Murphy, I wanna go down! Take me down down down Take me down Take me down to Sin City! Take me down down down Take me down Take me down to Sin City! I cant wait to see them in Sin City 2 I'll go watch it with a whole box of tissue Would be awesome if it was shown on IMAX I'd experience the worlds biggest climax!!!!! (Copyright Noel Barton 30th March 2006) Cherry Falls I watched a silly horror It was called Cherry Falls About a killer of virgins Not fair at all!! (Mmm I like virgins) It stars beautiful Brittany Murphy!!! The hottest girl you’ll ever see With dark hair and short black skirt She turned me into the biggest pervert The most bizarre love scene My most erotic wet dream When she forced a guy to suck her toe I knew any second I was about to blow She hit him with her soft bare feet I really had to beat my meat That damn toe sucking scene in cherry falls! Made me shoot my load all over the walls!! Cherry Falls – He wanted her cherry Cherry Falls – I wanted it too! She’s my perfect girl I really like to date her Seemed like even her dad Wanted to penetrate her! Cherry Falls – They wanted her cherry Cherry Falls – I wanted it more! (Copyright Noel Barton 20th March 2006) The Devil's Arithmetic When I saw ‘The Devil’s Arithmetic’ I felt a powerful throbbing in my dick I felt ashamed and guilty because The film’s about the holocaust But it isn’t my fault! It stars the lovely Kirsten Dunst! Maybe I could have controlled My lust for her that once But it also stars Brittany Murphy!!!! So all my sexual restraint deserted me! Even though it was sad And it made me cry It also brought a tear To my Jap’s eye I know this is politically incorrect I tried to fight it but I became erect Brittany Murphy – your powers are astronomic Only you could make a death camp erotic I cried and cried, I came and came I needed a tissue again and again I got through a king size box of tissue I got through a king size box of tissue I got through a king size box of tissue Brittany Murphy – I love you! (Copyright Noel Barton 24th April 2006) Spun When I first saw Brittany Murphy in ‘Spun’ A fast heavy pounding in my chest begun My aching heart even skipped a beat Felt like I was the one on speed Then I saw her do a pole dance And she made a mess in my pants I was mesmerised As she span around Wishing it was me She was sliding down Speed freak Nikki Speed freak Nikki You make my pants all sticky Speed freak Nikki Speed freak Nikki You make my pants all sticky Even though you were a really bad skank You still looked hot as fuck And I needed to wank Couldn’t help but wish I was your green dog Taco Hold me, stroke me and never let me go I don’t care if you’re an irresponsible owner You’d give this little doggie a mighty boner I’d be the happiest methamphetamine pet You’d look after me when spun And take me to the vet Maybe if I used my cute puppy dog eyes You’d even let me lick between your thighs Speed freak Nikki Speed freak Nikki You make my pants all sticky Speed freak Nikki Speed freak Nikki You make my pants all sticky I really like Mena Suvari too But she looked gross in this And did a little poo Ewwwwwww!!!!!!!! (Copyright Noel Barton 18th April 2006) Freeway I saw a great film starring Reese Witherspoon Car breaks down, she gets picked up by a loon A psycho killer, played by Keifer Sutherland She’s really upset, he pretends to understand He made her admit that she felt a human urinal Because sex from her stepdad was oral not vaginal This got me thinking ‘I’d like her to suck my cock’ But my daydream was awoken by many gunshots She met a totally crazy lesbian In a young offenders institute Brittany Murphy, sweet sixteen All scruffy and so fucking cute!! She wasn’t meant to look attractive They failed to make her look bad She kissed Reese Witherspoon I wanted to join in so bad! Her time on screen was only brief But it gave me a boner beyond belief Whenever I’m frustrated, horny and cannot sleep I think of Brittany in Freeway and get relief!!! (Copyright Noel Barton 20th March 2006) SOME REVIEWS: I love feedback even if it's insulting. Bring it on!!!! "Pretty Good! But you are an odd fellow." "You're nuts, you sound like the dude from SAW, scared the shit outta my kids! lol" "WOW!! That is awesome." "Seek professional help!" "Wow. That was fun!" "Noel mate that music is filthy and immoral. Rock on." "I need some comedy. I feel kind of yuck today. That makes me want to go out and rent that movie." "I love the new songs, they made me piss!" "Thanks for your Brittany songs, they are the bomb!!" "Hahahahahahaha, Noel your latest track is the dogs bollocks, i was laughing like crazy at the lyrics. That song is one of the funniest i have ever heard." "It's some disturbing, yet strangely captivating shit you've got here man, keep it up" Sounds Like: An odd blend of industrial/goth/experimental/dance/cheese/cock rock/metal. I don't think anyone else is doing anything quite this silly.Influences: Industrial, goth, experimental, cheese, cock rock, metal, Brittany Murphy filmsHomepage: http://vampirefreaks.com/u/enigmacrypt Link 1: http://www.myspace.com/enigmacrypt
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