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They call me The Infamous Lady Ren, but I will always be Lauren Elizabeth. I’m a Taurus and practitioner of the Craft of the Wise. I'm well known in the Baltimore Nightlife Scene, most notably being the house photographer at Rapture@Club Orpheus.

I’m a bit of a handful at times. Brutally honest to the point I even make boys cry. I can be narcissistic at times but can’t we all? I’m an odd little lady. I like to wear corsets and mini-skirts one day and sweat pants and a tee shirt the next. I love to wear heels and combat boots but I seem to wear my work shoes more then anything. I enjoy double chocolate chip creame frappachinos and will not eat after if I drink one cause that’s my daily calorie intake for the day… but they are so worth it. I’ll spend hours sitting and chatting in a coffee shop. I love chocolate. Give me Godiva Milk Chocolate and I’m happy for the rest of the day.

I never ask for help until I break down- even then I may not. I’ve got a big heart that’s got a lot of walls. Breech them and feel privileged- there are few who I call friend but I’ll help anyone. The friends I have now are worth the garbage of humanity I’ve had to deal with to find them. I’m a romantic realist. This means I believe in romance but I have realistic thoughts of it. Though, once I fall for someone I’m done for.

I’ve been in love officially twice in my life. Both were more falling and crashing and burning then actually loving but we live and we learn. I’m friends with most of my exes. I like roses for no reason, cheesy love notes, and I save affectionate text messages and pictures on my phone. Lingerie is my addiction.

I’m a senior in college going for my BA in Visual Communications. For all you people who don’t know what that is it’s basically graphic design and advertising. I like to take a lot of pictures. I also like to write. I get great ideas but rarely ever finish them. I hope to write a novel series someday. I have a healthy obsession with music. You’ll find everything on my iPod from Combichrist to Billy Joel. I’m not a big fan of country or hard core rap but I like a few songs here and there.

I’m a girl gamer. My favourite video game of all time is Chrono Trigger. I love the colors black, teal, white, silver, and red. I like to play with sharpies. I’m completely random sometimes. I have what my doctor tells me is “OCD Thought Processing” which is something I’ve never heard of but basically I sometime say and do the exact same thing over and over again and may not even realize I’m doing it till three times later. I like the number three. My lucky number is 13. I have two tattoos on my body and six piercings (three in each ear). I want more ink. I have PTSD, if you want to know about it- ask. I’m not afraid to talk about it.

I hate liars, fundamentalists, and otherwise people who I want to initially kill upon meeting them. Fake people annoy me. Lie to me and I find out – you – will – enter –hell –on – earth. I never entirely forgive because I never forget. Little things make me happy. I like to write hand-written letters to friends. I call certain people because I like to hear their voice. I screw up sometimes. I get over clingy one moment then cold the next. I sometimes appear emotionless but I do feel. Despite the emotional ups and downs I am stable. I’ve got curves and I love to show them off. I’m a work-a-holic. I have a car. I have ambitions in life. I want to get married and have kids someday. I seem to go for the bad-boy type. I’m still learning. :)


MUSIC I LIKE:

Within Temptation, Combichrist, Angelspit, Zeromancer, Anne DiFranco, My Chemical Romance (yes, so sue me LoL), Linkin Park, Dave Matthews Band, Evanescence, Jewel, Jet, Amy Grant, Billy Joel, Aerosmith, Bon Jovi, Norah Jones, Alanis Morissette, Finger Eleven, The Killers, New Found Glory, Something Corporate, SR-71, Dream Theater, NightWish, Elton John, Dixie Chicks, Toni Braxton, Alicia Keys, Jimmy Eat World, Sting, Kid Rock, Tori Amos, Dido, Blindside, Switchfoot, Queen, Muse, Lost Prophets, The Rolling Stones, Guns N Roses, Taking Back Sunday, Bowling for Soup, Everclear, No Doubt, Bjork, Enigma, Madonna, Cyndi Lauper, Pat Benatar, Blondie, Nirvana, Vitamin C, Good Charlotte, Bond, Yellowcard, Chevelle, Staind, The Darkness, MXPX, Good Charlotte, Ashlee Simpson (Guilty Pleasure), Phish, Neil Young, John Denver, Mozart, John Mayer, Hoobastank, Dave Matthews Band, Incubus, Dropout Year, Voodoo Blue, The Penny Royals, Splayde, Pepper's Ghost, Burning Rosewood, Karmella's Game, All Time Low,Sunday Driver, Thin Dark Line, F1lth on D3mand, Left Spine Down