You care too much. Stress less.
Status: All you see is a heart of stone. You think you know me. Think again. I'm not a freak. I can't be sold. 'cause you don't own me. I'm solid gold!
Sex: female Age: 21 Location: Bethanga,
Victoria, Australia
Member since: October 29, 2009 Account: Free Account Orientation: Bisexual In a cult with:Alluvialjadestar Buddies with:Shaitan Likes to party with:rozz89 It's complicated with:Oden Occupation: entertainer extraordinaire
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About Me
PROFIL: For starters, I'm not different. I want you all to get that very clearly. Now.. My name is Amber. I am a housewife without a husband. Both sides of my family are German. I donate money every month to The Australian Conservation Foundation. I donate my clothes to The Salvation Army. I'm racist and sexist. If I had more money I'd adopt and support a less fortunate overseas child. I buy organic toiletries and cleaning products that were not tested on animals and do not harm the environment. I recycle. We have solar hot water. I'm the person people call when they need someone. I'm the person that calls other people just to see how things are. I smoke weed from time to time. I'm learning how to skate (board) again. Half the time I wear all black Victorian clothing, the rest of the time I dress like a gypsy/hippy, or camo pants and a band shirt. I am OBSESSED with breasts! I often have a lot of energy. I never plan to give birth. Orphans need parents more than the world needs overpopulating. I'm here to meet other easy going people. If you come to meet me, I'll more than likely start a food fight and end the night at a games arcade. Then either push you down a hill or throw a drinking apperatus at your head if you put your smoke out in my drink. I have a theory on interacial breeding. Take a peek at my journal, all my lyrics are in there. I'm a waitress in a Mexican themed restaurant. It gets boring but it's easy money. Exotic dancing would be more rewarding. I also serve alcoholic beverages at Wodonga race meetings and another secret bar which I love drinking at. If I have a problem with you, I will tell you to your face exactly what I don't like about you, and vice versa. I refuse to pretend to like people just so that they go on believing I'm a nice person. I am a nice person, just some of you are fuckheads whom can't see your own faults and piss me off. I know what my faults are. Open your god damn eyes. Horses are gross. That is all.
Likes
ALLES DEUTSCH! Victoria Frances. Vodka. Meat. Bier. Cigarettes (alpine, black devils, nat sherman, macbeth, hybrid (PJ)). Cats. Winter. Tarja Turunen. Bellydancing. The fact that it's cheaper to buy a pitcher of bier than it is to buy one schooner at a time and have to walk to the bar every 20mins. Playing pool. Regular Ordinary Swedish Mealtime (In Swinglish). Walking barefoot. Indian food. Duudsonit. Invader Zim. ALL English comedy, modern and older programs. WWE. The Addams Family. Mayonnaise (it's good for you!). Anger painting. Gardening. Hannah Montana series. Mexican food. "Creative" charcoal sketching. Gays. Little to medium boobs. Cooking. Cleaning. Recycling. Rollerblading. Doing somersaults and cartwheels in big grassy roundabouts and rolling down grassy hills. Long hair. Playing pranks on people. Looking at (and possibly touching) men with long hair and facial hair - the ultimate combination. Monkey hands and frozen legs... Not having neighbours. Hanging around laid back guys. Rollercoasters. Altering and mending clothing - pretty much all I do when I'm not at work. Skateboarding is scary learned the second time, but I'm having fun anyhow. My buddies Ben and Rowan. You guys are always here when I need your help, (usually with arsehole men I meet) just how I'm always here for you when y'all are having girl troubles. You guys metal my world! For those twats reading this, you know who you are, and you can get well and truly :)
Dislikes
Sex. Affection. The obscene amount of morbidly obese women in Albury. Chick drinks. Girly girls. Fat people bearing too much skin in public. Summer. Big boobs. Chauvanistic pigs. Porch monkies. Deros. Not being able to smoke indoors at pubs anymore. When people bring their toddlers and/or newborns to the pub. Go to a fucking cafe! There's like 20 on each block! People smoke and get drunk in bars. Do you want your childs first words to be "I'm fuckin' shitfaced!"? Anette Olzen- I hope someone with outstanding aim sneaks a flamethrower to their next concert. Fatties. People who try to finish my sentences after I tell them to stop and get the words wrong anyway. Yes, Aaron, you in particular! It's god damn annoying. Cut it out or I'll put BBQ sauce in your ears again! Grumpy and over serious people. Dishes with fruit in them. Guitarists. Getting paint on clothes that I like. When my friends get a girlfriend and stop talking to me because their new partner is paranoid. If I wanted to sleep with your boyfriend, I would've done it before you, because I've known this guy for like 5 years, you control freak. FUCK! Wearing flat shoes. Chinese, Thai, Japanese and Phillipino food and people. Body and facial (excluding well-groomed eyebrows) hair on females. Drunken female twats who don't have the courtesy to say thank you when I heave their heavy arses up. I'll leave you on the floor of the walkway next time, slags! (if you can't half tell, I'm not all that fond of females) Weak people- I won't pity you, grow a spine. I strongly frown upon poor/dangerous parenting. Getting called emo when I'm wearing Gothic attire. Intermarriage. When heterosexuals don't go near homosexuals and bisexuals because they think they're horny fuckers out to get them. Think about it, just because they are attracted to the same sex does not mean that their hormones are more active than yours. Get over yourself, cunt.
Favorite Music
MUSIK: Classical (I like to sing opera), Reggae (since Larry Maluma came into my work and sold me his CD), Bellydance (Lebanese, Turkish, Egyptian, Indian) J-pop, all Rock, Some country, Some pop, Surfy (Pico, Xavier Rudd). Metal genres I listen to: Pirate; Doom; Hair; Glam; Power; Goth; Death; Thrash; Folk; Heavy; Black; Industrial.
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