Hello there, Im James Eliot Thomas. Or Jay Or Bear Or JayBear It's Really upto you. Well what can i say, Im English and Proud! I love where i live and i wouldnt change it for the world. I never know what the fuck to write here. I'll talk to more or less everyone i really dont give a fuck Sure it helps if your attractive, that gets you "hello how are you?" but dont talk to me unless you have something weird or different to say. Now I know theres shit loads of American Brothers on this site and for your own piece of mind YES I HAVE A FUCKING ACCENT I drink Tea I don't have brown teeth I eat crumpets maybe once a month I don't play polo I have NOT met the Queen I don't intend to meet the Queen There we go...

NED

This Is Ned!
Shes always been there for me
I havent always been the best of friends to her
but words cant describe the way i feel about her
Loyal
Clever
Drop dead gorgeous
And One of the nicest people ive ever met
Thats what ned is to me
Love you I doxxxx



Andrea The SEX BEAST
Cyris
Becky
Sarahhh
KaiKai
Lindas
Ben
BoB
Beer
Guitar
Music
Ice Cream
Ciggerettes
a small selection of drugs (ill try anything once... or twice..i guess)
My Little cactus i water everyday
my mom
my dad
my brothers
my dog that went away
my cat that died
that snail i stepped on
my bed
your bed?
Girls
*sub cats*
Friendlyness
Boobies
Legs
Tummies
Eyes
Smile
Cheekyness
intelligence.

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Girl Called terri yeah


She maybe special but I am more (in the retarded way, yooh know what I'm sayin)
Fooking love her because shes my wifey cow forever
possibly the most stunning girl in the world
so here are 50 things i like about terri
just to show her how much she means to me
1. Her Smile
2. her laugh
3. her Eyes
4. her preeedy face
5. her madness
6. her ways of making me smile
7. the way she always makes me smile like a goon
8. the fact shes my wifey
9. the fact im her hubby
10. Our bath conversations
11. her stories
12. her moose impression
13. her accent impressions
14. her videos
15. her webcam
16. her hair its ace!
17. her sexy bum bum
18. her tights
19. her fish umberella
20. her singing
21. the way she lets me beat her at guitar hero so i dont feel completely special
22. when she says she loves me
23. when i say i love her
25. the way she likes BOG best film of all time
26. the fact when we die we are cow buddies
27. her cool wellies
28. the first time i saw her in her red shirt
29. the way she talks
30. her letters i never got but the thought that counts
31. her funny floating head haha!
32. her changing faces thing she did today INSANE!
33. her texts
34. her cheeeeekyness
35. when she dances to chris brown
36. when she says shes gonna push me in the fountain lol
37. her random noises
38. her cool thongs
39. the way she says no and dya want teh butties
40. her overall cowness
41. her pics, welllll fittt
42. when she comments me
43. when she comes into chat
44. when shes in a daze
45. when she wears no makeup , soo prettyfull like an angel she is.
46. the fact im texting her now XD
47. cant wait to watch BoG together
48. her crazy sexy legs
49. when she pillow fights
50. when she laughs at me for being a geek
Ok so thats 50 things and as i speak to her more ill update
shes my wifey i like her lots
maybe more than vodka shots
so when im drunk and all messed up
i hope shes the girl to pick me up
Love you cowness
Alot
This big
maybe more
Fire and ice
Terri and Jay are figure skating
BOOM
look how fit she is

MrsCowSays:I love my hub and even though he does laugh like a geek and come from NormanLand he's the best ever ^^.

Not Alot To Be Honest.

ALLSORTS, You Name It, Ill Hump Itx