"I'm tired of all this Nonsense about Beauty being only Skin Deep. That's deep enough! What do you want - an Adorable Pancreas?" - Anonymous
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Sex: female Age: 20 Location: Eugene,
Oregon, United States
Member since: July 09, 2007 Account: Premium Member Orientation: Bisexual Fantasizes about:Echoesofemptiness Occupation: Model, Pirate, Student
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About Me
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To attempt to explain myself would result in a novel of my life's story; but what is life without a story?
To make things simpler, Hi, I'm Crowe.
I'm an asshole of sorts and an expert as pissing people off (no really, I should get a fucking medal for it). I live my life to the best of which I can, which usually involves sleeping, drinking, and shouting obscenities at people
I'm known for my foul mouth and strange logic of things. I tend to think outside the box. And I can guarantee I'm “Not the Sharpest Light Bulb in the Sock Drawer”.
I’m a cooking and coffee addict. If there was rehab for Coffee I’d be there every day trying to get over my addiction. I feel that if I’m not in a kitchen making something whether at my house or not, that my life is incomplete. (Please insert sexist jokes here).
My foul mouth tends to get the best of me however when I cook as it would appear that I must enjoy yelling at food, especially if it’s a goddamn Egyptian Torte (trust me, this thing is a fucking bitch to make!)
I’m covered in Metal and Tattoos (all but 2 are my personal art) which is a constant addition to my body. I even have a dead whore on my arm.
“Why do you have a dead whore on your arm?”
Because I’m obsessed with the human mind especially when it comes to that ofserial killers. The whore is Catherine Eddowes, fourth Victim of Jack the Ripper, the greatest most intelligent killer in the world (in my opinion). My sleeve (when finished) is dedicated to him and I also possess the first ever recorded signature from 1888 of Jack the Ripper permanently inscribed on my body.
I write shit. No really, I do. I’ve even been published multiple times, but only bothered to own the first book I was published in. I’m currently attempting to write my 2nd book (I was an idiot and let the first one I tried to write end up in the dumpster after completing 14 chapters and ending up with bad writers block… I regretted it three months later when I knew how to finish it… lesson fucking learned.)
My world belongs to (and yes, please do laugh) my puppy Doobie. To be honest and I see no point in trying side-swiping things here as I am quite brutally honest in all aspects of my life, but without my little Bastard I’m sure I would have hit the Insane Asylum long ago. He is my lifesaver. (and pretty fucking cute)
I model, yes (as you would see from my photos) but does this mean you should tell me you're jacking it to my photos? No, so save it. I really don't want to know about you touching your pea-sized dick. I’m sure mine is much bigger anyways
I've been on VF since I was 14 (granted I had a different profile at the time) VF is my home away from home when it comes to the interwebs.
Few people in this world know who I truly am, and it will most likely be kept that way considering I have a horrible issue trusting people, but if you are ever more curious, just message me and I'll talk.
However,
If you plan to strike up a conversation with me... DO IT IN A CIVILIZED MANNER! NOT ONE EXPECTED OF A DOG! I cannot express how many times I ignore little imbisoles for messaging me with the same “you’re so hot! Omg lets fuck. I love your face” blah blah blah type of bullshit. Seriously, be fucking original. We all claim we want difference in the world or to be unique, so why continue to use the same old stupid “compliments” or whatever the kids these days call it.
Oh and, don't fucking ask me for my email or if I want to cam with you either. It ain't happening.
Likes
Classic Cars (I owned a 1978 Mustang). Coffee. Knee High Boots. Ridiculously colored Hair. Musicians. Orange Juice(its like my crack). Music. Waking up at 2 in the afternoon. Going on Adventures. Drawing. Cooking. Adding more Body Modifications to myself. Adding body Mods to others. Slave Auctions at Pirate events (because yes, I am a Pirate) The Dark. Women. Lots of Women.... Making a fool of myself. Thinking I'm a badass. Drinking (did I say that already). Yelling obscenities from my car. Women. Tattoos. Tripp (favorite clothing brand) Demonia (favorite shoe brand). My Puppy. Opera (true story, get over it). PIRATES! Alcohol.
Dislikes
Rapists (shits not fucking funny and if you are one, get the fuck off here and go hang yourself. You dont deserve life). Pedophiles. Abusive men. Animal Abusers. Drama Queens. Snow. The cold. Idiots. My dirty House. The fact that the alcohol doesnt seem to last in this goddamn cup sonofafuckingbitcchhhhhh!
Favorite Music
Rock, Metal, Punk, Industrial, Classical, Opera, Celtic
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