| | sAINT_Valentine @ VF.com For those of you who don't know me personally, allow me to introduce myself: The name is Caitlin. I'm 18, I live in Texas, and I'm, quite obviously, female. Just by reading that, you may think you know a little bit about me, and maybe you're right. You at least know more than you did when you first viewed my profile. But don't assume that you know who I am. To most of you, I'm just a face on the internet, described by a few words and pictures. So, no, you don't know me. You can feel free to get to know me, however, by talking to me (under a few conditions). First condition being, please, when messaging me, speak normal English. Second, asking me to rate you because you rated me is getting you nowhere, except maybe a few points down on your ratings. On a good day, I'll ignore that, on a bad day, you just may find yourself with a '1'.
Allow me to make this perfectly clear, ratings don't mean anything to me. Sure, 10's are nice and all, but for those of you who think a 1 is going to ruin my day, you're sadly mistaken. Your 1 isn't going to affect my ratings that much anyway, so if you've got your panties in a twist because I voted a 'no' on your application in a cult I'm in, you might as well save it for someone who cares. A sarcastic message does much better with me, and who knows, making me laugh (and not in a "your pathetic attempts at insulting me are amusing" kind of way), you just might become my new best friend.
Another last note... Despite what you might have read above, and how it may have come across, I'm really not that big of a bitch. It's just best to get those things out in the open, and deal with pleasantries afterward.
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