Nickname(s): Dezi, Captain, Dezaster, Desire,
Danger, The Random Person, Etc.

Birthday: 04/02/92

Location: BC, Canada.

Status: Taken for life by Ken

Occupation: Full-time mother
of Helena Eva-May

I'm common-law married to Kenneth Pierce.
We have a beautiful daughter named Helena.

My life mostly consists of taking care of my daughter,
spending time with Ken, and being a computer nerd.

I can make my legs go around backwards and touch my chin.

I am unable to say the word restaurant
I say it "Rents-traunt" and It cant be helped.

I collect condoms as a hobby.

I really dislike the taste and smell of coffee.
It is a Dezi repellent.

I have an extreme fear of oceans
and everything that lives in them.

Co-Owner of:
Interview

Root for:
We_Love_Boobies

Other:
Change
Digital
GaGaObsessed
GodDamnMotherFucking2BallBitch
Picture-Comments
Score
ZOMBABES

Duct Tape

Peace Signs

Thrift stores

Zombies

Rainbows

Glow Sticks

Food/Drink

Jones Soda

Pot Stickers

Popsicles

Hawaiian Pizza

Crush Soda

Lollypops

Fettucini Alfredo

Coca Cola

Books/Comics

Strangers in Paradise

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac

Sandman

I feel sick

Tank Girl

Ranma ½

One Peice

The Magician's Nephew

Wolves in the Walls

Movies

MirrorMask

Dogma

Empire Records

The Breakfast Club

Amélie

Lost and Delirious

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Benny & Joon

Everything is Illuminated

Tank Girl

Spirited Away

The Little Shop of Horrors

Much Ado About Nothing

Shows

Invader Zim

Red Dwarf

The Young Ones

Joan of Arcadia

SchoolHouse Rock

Famous People

John Lennon

Alan Tudyk

Marilyn Manson

Nick Simmons

William Shakespeare

Jay & Silent Bob

Sue Johanson

Howie Mandel

Dr. Seuss

Anthony Michael Hall

Neil Gaiman

Jhonen Vasquez

Eugene Hütz

Dave McKean

Philip Warner

Hobbies

Dancing

Singing

Web designing

Guitar

Piano

Photography

Drawing

Peircings

Septum

Bridge

Labret

Eyebrow

Oceans

Insects

Bratz
aka: prostitots

Sharks

Black Licorice

Bands/Singers

U2

Simple Plan

Neil Diamond

Green Day

Fall out boy

Actors

Will Ferrell

Rowan Atkinson

Bill Murray