Nikki Mayhem.
Self Made Individualism.
DOB: October 31, 19XX
Occupation(s): Artist, Model, Performer, Designer.
Location: San Jose, California.
Condition: Insanity.

I book bands/ performers and promote for Club Apparition
I'm apathetic, sadistic, obscene, grotesque, obsessive compulsive.
I will not make sense, so don't try to pretend to understand.

Obessions:
Body modifications, art, serial killers, antique phycological medical practices and equipment, idealism, physics,
studies of occults and occult leaders, cleanliness, collections, self-expressions, cooking healthy food, Harley Davidsons, cats and fairy tales.


I am a receptionist at a tattoo shop
I will happily support bands and clothing designers/ lines with modeling merchandise.
I will happily do art/ portrait commissions.
I will NOT send nekkid pictures to ANYONE.
If you want advice on tattoo work or etc, I can only provide MY OWN opinion.
I do not have any instant messenger programs.
If you want to be my online friend, please PLEASE be a mature adult and provide a conversation that is worth replying to. Otherwise I will not have anything
to say, you will end up with a one line response. Also, do not try to befriend me because I'm a "good-looking" individual. I have very good intuition and
I can sense if you are.



If I do not reply to your first message, do not message me over and over again. Results will be of me blocking your profile.


Problems?

Troubleshooting:

- Under the age of 18? -> I will not reply, no matter what unless I know you in real life.
- No clear photos of yourself visable to my page? -> My vanity prevents me from replying.
- Are you flirting/ hitting on me? -> I most likely find you repulsive or annoying. Sorry.
- Are you stealing my photos/ info? -> People do report "fakes" to me. Depending on severity, your page will be deleted or you could recieve a lawsuit.
- Are you trying to relate to something I have on my profile? -> I probably dont feel like talking at the time I read your comment.
- Did you compliment my tattoos, hair, style, and/ or how I look? -> Your comment was most likely generic.




FAQ:
Is your birthday really on Halloween? Yes of course. Why else would I put it on my profile.
Why do you go by Mayhem? Theres a long story to it, but I do live up to it.
Did I see/ meet you at this ______ club/ event? Most likely, yes. I get around. But theres several people that I look simular to, vise versa.
Why do you hate Lady Gaga? I find her music incredibly annoying and her style is NOT original, nor shocking.
Where do you get your animal/ human remains? Most of them were legally and cruelty-free obtained from shops, gifts, and found.
Why wont you talk to any persons under 18? I find most children incredibly annoying and trouble.
What kind of tattoos do you do? What ever I'm asked to do.
Do you do piercings too? I have done very few. I've thought of doing them more.
How old are you? My age is completely irrelevent. It is rare that I will tell anyone my age, even in real life.
Where and how many piercings do you have? At the moment, subject to change constantly, 13. 3 at the lobe of my left ear, 3 on the lobe on my right ear and one on the
top hood. Right nostril and septum. Left and right side of lip (snakebites). Tongue and the webbing under the tongue.
Where, what and how many tattoos do you have? This question is hard to answer since it changes weekly. Best to look in my pictures. Best way to sum it all up is:
biomechanical wings on my back, biomechanical half sleeve on right arm, Alice in Wonderland half sleeve in progress on left arm. Rose with a top hat and a long drag
on lower left arm. Cat in a straight jacket on left outer side of calf. Antique styled hypodermic needle on back of left calf. Skull with blue roses on left thigh. JTHM on right
thigh. My fathers memorial piece above right ankle. Bobcat skull with ram horns and vines on my pelvis representing my own form to a Baphomet.
Do you play any musical instruments? Several. My mother was a musician.
Where can I see your tattoo and art work? Check my rarely updated Deviant Art account. nikki-mayhem
Do you have any pets? Yeah, I have two spoiled rotten cats. A russian blue named Ghost and a Japanese bobtail named Sakura.
Whats up? Not much.
How are you? I'm doing ducky.



Ignorance is truely bliss.

Collection:
Animal and human remains (including bones/ skulls, antlers, preserved organs and fetuses, pelts, taxidermy,
freeze dried, and diaphinized creatures), anime/ manga, Hello Kitty merchandise, Alice in Wonderland related items (excluding
most of the newer Tim Burton stuff), mushroom statues, cat related items, profanity belt buckles, antique clocks/ pocket watches and memorabilia relating
to my obsessions. Disgust:
Modern Humanity, trends, human feet, World of Warcraft, modern day vampire stories/ trends, the scent of Vanilla, "Lady Gaga",
generic compliments, and losing my god damn lighters.