ABOUT ME
Howdy. I'm Narci. No that is not my given and legal name, and no you will probably never learn what my given name is unless we become very close. Narci is however a real name and it is mine so please don't act like I'm denying you something important.
Its about time I gave this section a complete overhaul, so here it goes:
Once upon a time there was a girl. She was a pretty and innocent child who lived in a small and famous city in the world's greatest nation. She was given everything she ever wanted and what she did not have she did not miss. Life was very good for this little girl and she was quite aware of that fact.
Years went by and the little girl grew up. Santa crossed her name off of his list, the tooth fairy had no more teeth to collect and her parents didn't love each other anymore. The young lady understood that this was how things must be even though she still wished for her recently lost youth.
More years passed and the young lady grew bitter and the angst of teenage years set in like a long frost on the young girls heart. Her long standing eccentricities grew more and more outspoken and soon she found herself part of a world she had long shielded her eyes from.
More years passed and the young lady became a young woman and the young woman became a scholar. She left her old habits behind and picked up her books. The young woman's self confidence allowed her to enjoy many different things with many different people and her faith allowed her to take the bad things in life with a grain of salt. She no longer got everything she wanted or even everything she needed but although the young woman was now poor she was rich in the things that are more important in life.
A NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR
The most important thing in my life is God and His Son Jesus Christ. I grew up knowing that there was a God who loved me but I never really understood how much until recently. I strayed from his hand and began doing drugs and all sorts of other terrible things. My countenance changed and I was uneasy and different. It took me time but I soon realized what it was, I was not saved, I had thrown away my Salvation for parties and a boy who didn't love me. I concurred that I had done far too much to ever be clean again, to ever be loved again, I felt like a dead end. But one night I asked God to help me if there was even a chance of my repentance being accepted. And he did, that night I was saved and I changed everything in my life. I threw out the drugs and alcohol, I made a vow to be pure and I was finally back in the hands of my Savior and my Father. That He could still love me after something like that still makes me teary eyed. And I am eternally grateful to Him. If you have differing ideas/understandings/opinions on religion etc please do not persecute me for mine as you will find me quite civil to you.

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