Hello there! I'm Mooonpaw, an American werewolf in London. I'm slowly building this up, but if you want to know more, just ask because after all, the inbox is there for your pleasure.

NOTE: Just because I have pictures with fangs in, does not mean I want to drink blood. It just means I ~gasp~ have pictures with fangs in (and do quite often think about biting sexually). ^^

I can talk to just about anyone, so your sex, race or age doesn't really matter to me. We're all humans somehow (fingers crossed!) so don't worry. I don't bite, hard unless asked (and even then, it's a sexual experience). And if you like my pictures or profile, say so. Just saying you like a pic actually makes people smile. They may even do it back to you.

There will be the occasional misspelling or otherwise unintended mishap. I unfortunately have dyslexia, and sometimes I just can't be arsed to use spell checkers.

You know, if people would just try being happy, they might have some by accident. It's a great thing, believe me. If you never talk to a person, you'll really just be a stalker for the rest of your life (which of course, in this day and age, is increasingly more common and some even find it a turn-on O.O). If you never get behind the wheel..you'll never drive. Well, unless someone forces you to with a gun or something, but they'll soon regret it when they're flung from the car at high speed from your obviously bad driving. :D

I'm one of those people who like to help others. I've been told I'm quite an empath and that has something to do with it. Regardless, I like to make a difference somehow. If that seems corny or shyt to you, you've probably never needed another person before. ..I hope you never really do.

And now, you come to the unpleasant part. I'm afraid one side of me is a bit of a bastard. See, it's like this. If you're one of these people who spend most of their profile space talking about how you're a bitch this and how everyone should fuck off with that, well, I'm probably just going to take your advice and ~shockingly~ not talk to you! EDIT: And if you are hypocritical to me, lie to me, even cheat on me, I might forgive you. I have a kind soul. To error is human, to forgive is divine. But you know something? There's only so much shit a person will take.

This is my love, my darling, my Ylva. I love her very much indeed. She's one of a kind.

Special note: Women who don't rely on make up or style to be themselves are more beautiful than anyone else. like my gf for instance. :D

anatomy, ancient sites, anime, archeology, art, beauty, bitching, blackadder, bondage, books, caffeine, calligraphy, castles, chocolate, chocolate cake, contrast, daydreaming, dr. pepper, dvds, edgar allen poe, exploration, fantasy, friends, games, growth, hard liquor, history, honesty, horror, hot chocolate drinks, imagination, junk food, kinky sex, languages, lightening, lost civilizations, magic, magick, massages, metal, mixed drinks, monsters, more sex, motorcycles, muffins, music, mysterious places, mythology, nudity, occultism, opera, paganism, painting, parties, perversity, roleplaying games, soundtracks, spicy food, storytelling, strobe lights, supernatural, swords, the elements, thunderstorms, vampires, video games, wolves, werewolves, women, and women who play video games...I could go on here.

If you actually took the time to read all that, you've got a pretty good picture of what goes on inside my head every 10 minutes. I like all them. If you don't, good for you. But don't waste your time bitching to me about what I like.

As for the funny side of me, I was practically raised by the Munsters and the Addams Family (real parents were kind of idiotic). So I do have a slightly quirky sense of humor.

I'm also thinking about getting some piercings as well. Have something in mind? Tell me already, I'll see if I like it.




I have another side. One that I've taken time to explore in the past year. It's a bit hairy, that side. (no, not from masturbating!) It's wild, fanged, and unrestricted. Sometimes I like to bite..sometimes I like to lick and suck and snarl and f...well, you get the picture. There are those of us who have an affinity with our darker - some would say more natural - side. And..as for labels..I really don't care. If you want to be called something, tell me. If I think you are something, I'm not going to bitch about it..so bring out your goth, your emo, steamo and screamos and r0wr to it all.

We HAD a taste for flaming sambucas. Until a dreadful Christmas Party from our former work place where I had 17 sambucas, and 9 other assorted drinks. Needless to say my 2 minute walk home took 3 men over 20 minutes. lol

Other things...

Reading, listening to other languages (even if I can't understand), fantasising about fantasy art, trying to cook, learning to be a better guy, playing Guild Wars, trying to learn other languages, trying new drinks and food, watching movies, wanting to be struck by lightning (and live), discovering new things, places and people, suddenly writing three pages of something that's on my mind, feeling my blood pumping, knowing I'm a alive, snarling at things that really displease me and of course having, "The will to act."

If you bother to know a person, you will find out their weaknesses.

Please use English when leaving a comment. I can understand even the most broken English, but when I see t8i5 k136 07 6ra9 it just winds me up. If I'm not able to speak your language, Google does have a somewhat passable translation service, which you can use ~insanely as it may sound~ free of charge. If you go through that trouble, you will get a reply, because you've been willing to just say something. ^^

I do have to admit I have a fair bit of quirky sayings, and when I dislike something, I'm the same. I have little rules in life I like to follow. Here and there you might even come up against one of them. Up to you if you get offended, but by all means, keep in mind they're for your own *safety*. To quote a scrawny little ole' fella on TV some time ago, "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry"

Moving swiftly on, we must approach my utterly simplistic views about religions. Please, by all means, follow whatever may float your inner boat and keep you going down the river of life. I implore you to find peace. However, do not attempt to get out of your boat and start getting into mine. This gent has sadly had his confrontations with religion in his time, and he's not going to take what you may try to force him to buy. Rule: Keep it in your own boat.

Liars..cheaters. Do both once, and I may forgive you, but never forget. Do both twice, and you will earn my ire. EDIT: Do it a third time and fuck me for believing in you, and fuck you for betraying me.

I'm still adding things here so just hang on to your pants :P (or drop them for all I care. Who am I to stop you masturbating over me?)

Adam and the Ants!
Alice in Chains
Apocalyptica
Chris Isaak
Christina Aguilera
Creed
Dir en Grey
Disturbed
Evanescence
Frank Sinatra
Gackt
Guns and Roses
HIM
Joe Satriani
Johnny Cash
Lacuna Coil
Marilyn Manson
Megadeth
Metallica
Motley Crue
Nine Inch Nails
Omnia
Papa Roach
Powerman 5000
Queen
Rammstein
Rob Zombie
Ronald Jenkees
Sixx AM
Smashing Pumpkins
Tegan and Sara
The GazettE
Warrant
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
VnV Nation
Zeromancer
I could go on