Upon realization that my grammar was not up to par in the old version of this section of my profile, I have decided to redo in memory of forgetfulness. Ask me now, "How does that make sense?"
Simply put...It doesn't
Haha. Anyways, I'm going to continue on in familiar fashion, and try to get this done while being as serious, but sarcastic, as possible.
What Causes Brandon's Teeth To Fall Out?
Welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen, if you have reached this part of the show, that means you're serious in your quest to discover more about this fucknut that you all know and love. *wink*
Hmm. Now what causes my teeth to fall out? Perhaps idiotic individuals who rate me a ten, compliment my profile, and then ask me idiotic questions. "How is that a problem?", you ask. Well, I'll make it simple. They ask me questions to which I have already answered in my profile. That irks me. Another irksome habit that makes me want to rip off someone's fingers, is using 133t sp34k. I fucking hate it. I look at your age, and it says 23, yet you spell worse than my 5 year old cousin? I'm sorry, but I will not waste my time on you. I may humour you, but I will do nothing beyond that.
I really do hate anti-racists (Although saying this makes me seem to be a racist myself, but no, I merely hate those who waste their time fighting something they'll never change.). I mean, yes, it is horrible, but why waste your time? Why not simply go do something more beneficial with your life? Why not make yourself a better person, and help someone feel better? Are these racists all that important? Like, Jesus fucking Christ, come on...
I bloody fucking hate any bastard who will try to correct me when I say the following : Faggot, nigger, cunt, retard, gay, homo-slut-bag, fetuses, and so on. I mean, I'm not you...Stop trying to change me. If you're talking to me, it's because you either adore me, or you are close to my heart, but either way, the only thing you're doing is making me think less of you, and perhaps even give me the urge to strike you down, which I rarely do...
If anyone wants to cyber, don't ask me. If you do, I will work so hard in order to disturb you. I will offer you a dog's penis in order to dispel you of whatever fixation you have upon me. Got me? Get me? Good.
Now Fuck Off.
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