Q: What the hell's a yabby?
A: A yabby is a type of crayfish. It looks like a small, blue freshwater lobster. I think they're adorable, but then again my favourite animals are octopi...I'm not really your typical pet owner

Q: Are you a professional model?
A: No, and I never will be. Professional models are basically coathangers - they are expected to strip in front of strangers so fashion designers can consider the clothes. I've seen it happen and most of the girls who do it get out of the modelling business because they're uncomfortable with the concept of them being viewed as an object rather than a human. Oh and there's the minor matter than most models are controlled by their manager/agent with drugs.

Q: Are you really only 17?
A: It's true, I'm sour seventeen. I was born on the 26th of April 1991, I think around 9:40 p.m. (my life story is really interesting, isn't it?) A lot of people think I look older than I really am.

Q: Can I add you on MSN?
A: Sure cupcake, go right ahead. But prepare to be blocked, deleted, and cursed so you will die of cancer if you ask me stupid, time-wasting questions about my cup size

Q: *Stupid laugh* do u want 2 lyk, cyber?
A: I'm sorry, do I know you?

Q: Are you real?
A: No, I'm a figment of your imagination produced by your mind in a desperate attempt to cure your bitter, bitter loneliness *Smirk*
Here's my salute:

Q: Why are you so down on guys?
A: The answer to this question is too personal to be posted on this website to be seen by all my friends from school, because none of them know about the events which resulted in my deep mistrust of most men. If you are really interested in how this occurred, you can send me an inbox message and I will tell you, as long as you respect my answer/reason and you don't go to my school. I have enough trouble there as it is without having everyone know about my personal life.