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Melissa

Apparently, I'm Melissa. I've never felt like more of a person, and I'm not so sure it's a positive thing. That's all you get for free. ;D

And goddamn, I need some of you intellectuals to converse with me. Never knew how deprived I was of decent conversation.

Habits/Tendencies

Closing the closet door before sleeping

Smelling everything I touch (textbooks, candy wrappers, shoes, etc.)

Making weird noises when I bump into people

Walking with a jacket sleeve over my mouth

Talking to myself while walking

Eating my cuticles until they bleed/get infected

Yelling at the T.V.

Singing extremely loud when people are bitching at each other... and all the time between =P

Speaking without thinking

Picking at my scabs/anything that can be picked

Rinsing dishes before using them, even when they're clean

Music

Well... Mainly any kind of rock. I hate rap, country, pop, etc. But I do like a little of jazz/blues, 80's, hippie stuff. I can get into classical. DEFINITELY enjoy music that sounds electronica-like. Kay. I tend to lean towards typical chick music, break-up shit, softer stuff, but yeah, heavy stuff is cool too. I don't appreciate the screaming unless AMAZING guitaring/lyrics/faggot voice makes up for it. Pig sucks. Not gonna name bands. Not into the whole "sharing" thing. XD Alrighty then. Done.

Likes

MATT

Bruises!

Chains

Eating chocolate pudding from a syrup bottle (very handy btw)

Flailing myself around AKA "dancing retardedly" or "spinning"

Gore/ Horror

Sno-Caps and Hot Tamales are the shitznick.

D3__ =O

GUITAR HERO (__insert words of affection here__)

Holding babies

Rubik's cubes

The color silver

Sunsets

The poetry

Volleyball... ahem... stfu

Nintendo

Wiping blood on people's faces

Loathes

Addicts

Chicks that refer to me as HUN. IT HAPPENS TO BE A BIT DEMEANING. I'm not your fucking bitch.

Closing milk jugs

Fakes AKA Lame people who have no lives and lack the confidence in their own personality

Rippling musclesssss

LADYBUGS. Major effing phobia.

Really old people who try to pick fights with me. Shows their maturity level. =/

Shallow people are the ones who will end up miserable, aging as horribly as possible because they are vain FUCKS who base all their esteem on appearance. Once they realize that ALL flesh decays, they have nothing left. It's quite hilarious, actually.

The fuckin toddlers (annoying little bratty shits)

Racists/ biasts

CLICHES

Those dumb ditsy chicks that have nothing more on their minds than reality shows and penises and always respond with a "Whaaaaaaaa?"

Obvious hypocrites

Overly sensitive people

People who suck at conversation

Stereotypical chicks (you're makin me look bad)

Avocados

Ones that take like a bizillion pictures of themselves wearing the exact same thing. It's pointless, people. Give it up.

Bugs that can fly/jump

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