[*#1*] Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine. [*#2*] Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.
[*#3*] Man has his will, but woman has her way.
[*#4*] I am in my own little world but it's okay they know me here
[*#5*] I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it
[*#6*] There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
[*#7*] Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
[*#8*] The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
[*#9*] You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted!
[*#10*] The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
[*#11*] Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself.
[*#12*] You have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my ass and I can't!!
[*#13*] In a world of nonsense, everything something is, it isn't, everything it would be wouldn't, and everything it wasn't, was.
[*#14*] -"Its ok to kiss a fool, its ok to let a fool kiss you, but never let a kiss fool you!
[*I think that'll do for now.*]
