I tried to have sex with the whole site but my dick is to big for the usb port, so I tried the printer instead and I got a bunch of paper cuts. I give up.
I've never had sex with anyone I met on vf, but I've dated someone I have on my friends list here, but I didn't meet them on VF I met them at a local goth industrial night about four years ago.
Would have been the best option. Or, another option I wish would have been available is: "None. I'm saving myself for Jet."
So. Jet.
Wanna be my first VF fuck?
I've been feeling dull as a coat hanger, pretty as a picture of a patient on a fresh IV...
Giddy as a gangbanger with a set of sutures where his magic johnson ought to be!