Calling you vag "mystical cave of wonders"...so that's how to drag men in now a days
I just love that you called it that KaciiLee I wish you went more into it. You and NiKKiNeVeRMORe should get together and write some really ridiculous one. Since Nikki knows her stuff about magical unicorns and all.
Fuck Jet, everyone should write one for me! XD I wanna be told to roam someone's cave, but ewe not butthole... I wonder what a guy would say anyway? Unicorns don't live in buttholes, only magical places.... :P
EbolaOutbreak Dooooooooooo iiiitttttttt!!
Just say "You know I am just kidding. You asked for it so I had to do it. But really I have a girlfriend" or some shit like that. That and tell you girlfriend you were just joking. I think my boyfriend would get a huge laugh out of it...then make some stupid whore "I wanna watch" comment because well he's male
Send me some interesting ones and Jet too! We'll post em' for you guys! He's going to piss himself laughing when he wakes up and reads all this XD But, errr he better get his work done today, don't overly distract or amuse him. He's got buttloads of coding to do, as usual XP