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Judas Christ On Facebook November 19, 2011, 01:53:am

New profile. If any friends or contacts want to add me, you can do that here.

http://www.facebook.com/anotherdeadromeo


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Ninja Girls (Featuring Dualistic Nature) July 25, 2011, 07:15:am




The World's 1st and Only Ninja Erotica Website. Check Out NXG Videos Featuring Music By Dualistic Nature and Other Great Content. By Clicking This Link, You Agree That You Are Not Offended By Nudity and You Are At Least 18 Years Old.

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Sorry July 24, 2011, 02:09:pm


Why do people post these things?

To the girl who sent this to my inbox originally, don't take this personally. I couldn't resist.

1. Would you let me be in control?

No.

2. Would you pull my hair?

Yes. All of it........... out.

3. Would you whisper sweet nothings in my ear?

No. I would scream sour somethings at unbearable volumes.

4. Would you talk dirty to me?

Always. I'll call you every word in the book. And then some.

5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?

Neither.

6. Would you call my name?

I'll call you a lot of names.

7. Would you go down on me?

Blasphemy!

8. Would you let me give you a hickey? Would you give me one?

No. Those things are not very attractive. But I'll let you borrow my vacuum cleaner if you want to trick others into thinking that you're actually getting some. From a giant leech monster.

9. How many rounds would we go?

That depends on how many punches or kicks you can take before you give up the ghost.

10. What would you wanna do afterwards?

Find a good place to hide the body.

11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?

No. I would take yours off. And then drive off quickly. Leaving you to walk home naked.

12. Would you lick and bite me all over?

Only if I had rabies and I couldn't stop myself.

13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?

Let's get straight to the point. I'm not playing.

14. Would you want me to take my time?

Take all the time you want. Believe me. I'm in no hurry to get started.

15. How freaky are you, 1-10:

I'm about a fucked up one hundred.

16. Would you want me to go fast or slow?

Flow. (BTW, Kiss my grits!)

17. Where would you wanna do it?

Somewhere in Djibouti.

18. Would you be loud or quiet?

I would "BE QUIET" very loud.

19. Would you mind if I licked you?

Hell yes I would mind. What are you, a golden retriever?

20. Would you do it today?

Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.

21. Would you do it tomorrow?

Hell no, bitch!

22. Would you call me in the morning?

I would call you just to remind you that you must have the wrong number.

23. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?

I just fucking did.

PART TWO:

Your Name:

If I was your daddy, you'd know it.

Age: 666

Favorite not allowed

The pile driver.

Do you think I'm cute?

Sure. You are very cute. For a toilet.

Would you have sex with me?

No, but I wouldn't mind having sex without you.

Lights on or off?

Broken.

Would you have to be drunk?

I'd have to be drunk to even look at you.

Would you take a shower with me?

No, but you need one. Try taking one without me. YOU STINK!

Have you ever thought about having sex with me?

No, but I often think about having sex without you.

Would you leave after or stay the night?

I would leave before I even got there.

Do you like cuddling afterwards?

Does not compute.

Would you foreplay with me?

Is that anything like tenderizing a steak?

Night or day?

One sunny day in the middle of the night.

Condom or skin?

Skindom (That's a condom made of skin.)

Have sex on the first date?

I don't even date on the first date, bitch.

Would you kiss me during sex?

Maybe if I was doing somebody else and you weren't around.

Do you think I would be good in bed?

You might be good at sleeping, in bed.

Would you use me as a booty call?

Only if I could get the phone inside your ass and then call it. (Put that fucker on vibrate.)

Can I use you as a booty call?

Exit only, bitch. Don't be callin' up my ass!

Can we take pictures of the act?

I can't even picture an act like that. Much less take it.

How long would we have sex?

If I were the flash, I wouldn't even flash you quicker than your eyes could register.

Would you tell your friends about me?

Who says I didn't already? They aren't laughing for no reason at all.

Would you want me to wear a sexy outfit or nothing?

You might as well wear nothing. If you put on a sexy outfit, then the outfit wouldn't be sexy anymore.

Your fantasy place you would want to have sex with me?

Somewhere in Djibouti.

Would you be naughty or nice?

"Nice does not come into it"

Would you want me to be naughty or nice?

Be a nice girl and go fetch me a nest of killer bees.

Would you want to handcuff me?

You probably get enough of that from the cops already.

Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

I just did. Now don't ever send me one of these again!

Biatch!




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For Sale: Shirts July 18, 2011, 08:21:am








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New Video: Unhallowed by Dualistic Nature June 19, 2011, 09:15:am






Aquarium footage. This is a video for the song "Unhallowed" by Dualistic Nature.



Click here for youtube video


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