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To the girl who sent this to my inbox originally, don't take this personally. I couldn't resist.
1. Would you let me be in control?
No.
2. Would you pull my hair?
Yes. All of it........... out.
3. Would you whisper sweet nothings in my ear?
No. I would scream sour somethings at unbearable volumes.
4. Would you talk dirty to me?
Always. I'll call you every word in the book. And then some.
5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
Neither.
6. Would you call my name?
I'll call you a lot of names.
7. Would you go down on me?
Blasphemy!
8. Would you let me give you a hickey? Would you give me one?
No. Those things are not very attractive. But I'll let you borrow my vacuum cleaner if you want to trick others into thinking that you're actually getting some. From a giant leech monster.
9. How many rounds would we go?
That depends on how many punches or kicks you can take before you give up the ghost.
10. What would you wanna do afterwards?
Find a good place to hide the body.
11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?
No. I would take yours off. And then drive off quickly. Leaving you to walk home naked.
12. Would you lick and bite me all over?
Only if I had rabies and I couldn't stop myself.
13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?
Let's get straight to the point. I'm not playing.
14. Would you want me to take my time?
Take all the time you want. Believe me. I'm in no hurry to get started.