penguins, unicycling ninjas, pirates, elmo and other everyday things
Alone
October 21, 2011, 11:42:pm
I am so fucking tired of being alone. I haven't slept in a week, can't find my meds and my mom is in the hospital again. I try to be strong, I've always had to be strong and now I just want to cry and give everything over to someone else. I want to curl up with them and think that this is the way life is supposed to be. I hate this sense of emptiness. Mood: empty Music: nothing but my own breathing
"Cracked.com: Encouraging the Production of Clammy Babies for some Dam
October 18, 2011, 11:26:pm
C: I am actually very sympathetic to your cause, although it is sadly my job to dangerously misinform my clammy readers, and when possible, get them some phone numbers. M: That cannot be your job. C: I said the exact same thing during my interview! But seriously, I have to get these guys out there, meeting people, making connections. Breeding. Furthering their clammy race. Also mentioned in the interview! It's in our mission statement too I think.
M: That's a good sentiment, but I question the depth of your knowledge about both women and elephants. C: Depth of knowledge is actually a hindrance when providing dangerous misinformation. So then, to wrap this up: On the subject of "sealing the deal ..." M: Ugh. C: ... if you know what I'm talking about. M: I do know what you're talking about. C: Because I'm not talking about signing a contract. M: I get that. C: Although there is a sort of "fountain pen" involved. M: Jesus Christ. Not a single one of your readers will be "signing" anything with me, or anyone else here. C: Are you sure? Because I was talking about a penis.
