JordanAC

Hello, I'm Jordan. I'm the cream of the crop, and yes I'm rising to the top. I'm what you strive to not be like, but secretly want to be like inside. I'm an insider that considers himself an outsider. I'm as cool as the Ebola virus, as smart as geek is chic right now, and as clever as the invention of pillow cases. I get only girls on celebrity look alike sites. I'm a very illogical thinker. I firmly believe there's nothing after death, yet I pray that I'm wrong. I'm deathly afraid of: flying, cliffs, driving by cliffs, heights, changing the way i look, diseases, and erm yea. I enjoy sitting down and busting out a neat little story. I don't know if i like having little friends or lots of friends more, both are neat in their own way. I'm secretly romantic in my head, but i never show it. I get sad when I watch Donnie Darko or listen to Bright Eyes/Electric President or read the Catcher in the Rye. France is the coolest. I don't like getting wet, but I love the rain and hot tubs. I love little kids, i think they're the coolest. I think that Conor oberst is the best song writer has ever seen, for proof look at the whole fevers and mirrors album amazing. I don't know if I hate who I am now or who I was then, but I've always loved myself. I'm scared of being forgotten. I like inside jokes that everyone knows. I like to pretend I'm alone sometimes, but I hate actually being alone. I consider myself like a ringing in your ears, loud and annoying but always on your mind. I'm scared of dying, but I might be more scared of growing old. I want to have a cool mental disorder, but I don't want to lose control of myself. I'm considered immature but I love things like philosophy. I want to be able to write songs like Conor Oberst. I've been known to say racist jokes, but don't worry, I'm not a racist. Frogs are rarely brown, but squirrels always are. People say I'm too skinny. My hair has to be perfect before I go and do anything. I like wearing tight shirts and pants, not girl pants though. I aspire to do something great with my life like write an amazing book. I hate that right when me and my older sister start getting along, she's going away to college. I'm smart, but I'm too lazy to actually do my school work. I want to get married and have children when I'm young, but I want to have freedom to do whatever I wish at the same time. I'm too scared to actually approach a boy I like, but I'm considered cocky and arrogant. I like to pretend I'm strong. The red power ranger has always been my favorite.