My name is EvaLynn, or just Eva for short. I'm a full-time cashier at a small grocery store. I've been working there since June 15 of 2009, and all my coworkers have said I've come a long way from the meek person I was when I started. My user name didn't just falling out of my ass; there was a meaning behind it. I was always very shy and soft-spoken around others, so I almost never hung out with anybody. I've always been more of a social outcast - mostly because I chose to keep to myself than to talk to my peers. Which is all right with me, really. I don't need too many friends to keep me happy; and they all accept me for my unorthodox personality.
I'm huge with grammar and punctuation. I took advanced English classes in high school because basic was too easy. My favorite English course was Advanced British Lit., and Poetry was also a fun favorite. If I can't understand what you're saying, I'm not going to bother replying to you. At least make an effort to use what you spent a good chunk your life learning. This also means that, no; I do not believe in "text speak", and don't use it. Yes; I really will send 2-3 pages worth of text messages because I don't use "text speak".
Music = Life. Truthfully. I listen to music everyday. If I don't hear it, the silence just cuts through. I'll listen to just about anything, so long as it sounds good or pertains to me in some way. Both qualities are always great finds. I'm a huge fan of Emilie Autumn and My Chemical Romance. I love 93% of what Emilie has come out with, and I own three of MCR's albums. I'm always on a constant strive to find new things to listen to; and I'll listen to pretty much anything anybody suggests. The closest I've ever been to being to an actual concert when was my step-dad took me to Battle of the Bands when I was 15.
I adore and love animals. I have an easier time getting attached to them, than I do to my own race. They are so loving and unconditional when they love. They're so easy to please, and there's little reprimand. Many animal companions put up with almost anything you do to them. Simple and easy to please, they just want you for you. As long as you feed them, change their litter box, take them on walks, and give them attention -- they are all yours. I currently have three pets of my own: an 11 year-old tortoise calico short hair, a black and gray koi fish, and an African bull frog. These are my babies and my life.
The closest thing to drugs for me are chap stick and Anbesol. I don't smoke cigarettes or weed, I don't shoot or snort anything, and I rarely drink. I don't care if you do any of those things, but don't ever try to pressure me into doing them. Most of my family members are frequent drinkers, potheads, and smokers; so I'm pretty neutral about it.
I'm rather shy when it comes to meeting new people. I have a hard time maintaining conversations or starting them, simply because I never know what to say. I tend to speak in fragments and keep conversations incredibly light to the point of nonexistence. I've always been a wall-flower and a listener. I don't like being in the spotlight because of my low self-esteem and insecurities. I have no phone etiquette. You may as well talk to a brick wall. You'd probably gain more from it than you would from me. I prefer one-on-one time with friends, rather than being in groups. The only way I know how to have fun with a group is if I got to know them on a personal level. I tend to be much more at ease with myself if I know the people I'm hanging out with.
I love dying my hair and stretching my ears. I started doing both when I was in high school. Between my freshmen and junior years, I was always dying my hair. I stopped my senior year after realizing how dead my hair was from the abuse. I'm still pretty avid about dying it, but I've stopped doing it as much. I miss being able to add colors like midnight blue or fuchsia, though. I started stretching my ears again because I missed the whole process of it. I'm very lucky to know somebody who knows how to make them, because it saves me trips to the tattoo parlor. It only takes her 15 minutes to make them, and then she can give them to me while I'm at work. I'm currently at a 2g, and I plan on stopping at 0g; but we'll see...
If you rate me a 10, please comment to let me know and I will return the favor. I will generally reply to any comment or message, so long as it's nice.
The Smiles
Stretching my ears.
Listening to music.
Taking walks.
TY Babies.
Hello Kitty.
My cat.
Spending time with friends.
Seeing my family.
My coworkers.
Shiny things & rainbows.
Sleeping with the fan.
Taking pictures.
Writing & drawing.
Writing/texting.
Rain & thunderstorms.
This amuses me so.
The Hates
Wearing my glasses.
Being used/taken advantage of.
Getting talked over or ignored.
People who talk while my earbuds are plugged in.
Writing big & reading giant fonts.
Computer crashes.
Drama. Rumors. Trash-talkers.
Being short.
Drugs.
Pears. Peas. Sweet 'n' sour weenies.
Being lactose intolerant.
Fighting. Arguing.
Ear Candy
Adam & Andrew.
AFI.
Aiden.
Akon.
All Time Low.
Amy Winehouse.
Andrew de Torres.
Andrew Landon.
Ani DiFranco.
Arch Enemy.
Ashanti.
Ayria.
Broken Bells.
BrokenCYDE.
Bullet for My Valentine.
Celine Dion.
Chase Coy.
Cradle of Filth.
CrazyTown.
Daft Punk.
Death Cab for Cutie.
Dot Dot Curve.
Emilie Autumn.
Eminem.
Enigma.
Evanescence.
Flyleaf.
Hollywood Undead.
Imogen Heap.
Insane Clown Posse.
Jennifer Lopez.
J'Lostein.
Justin Bieber.
Kerli Koiv.
Kid Rock.
Korn.
Lacuna Coil.
Lady Gaga.
Limp Bizkit.
Linkin Park.
Man With Robot Hands.
Marilyn Manson.
Metallica.
Motion City Soundtrack.
My Chemical Romance.
Ozzy Osbourne.
P.O.D.
Seether.
Tegan and Sara.
The Ready Set.
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.
Three Days Grace.
Timbaland.
Yuki Kajiura.
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