♥♥. Tim .♥♥


The most amazing person I've ever been lucky enough to meet.

⚠ Disclaimer. ⚠
I personally do not find douchebaggery, asshattery or fuckwittery becoming. I will be more than happy to insert and permanently attach your balls to the inside of your throat if you attempt to get cute with me.
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Where to start?

I'm short, a bit of an oddball, and I'm pretty much socially retarded in almost ALL real life social situations.

Being socially awkward sometimes goes mistaken for me being rude or stuck up. That couldn't be further from the truth.

I live in Melbourne, Australia.

NO I do not have a rating bar. And YES, surprisingly enough, I am in fact well aware of this.
I do not require complete strangers opinions of me to feel good about myself.

I smoke and drink.
If you chose not to that's fine.
But please don't judge/lecture me for doing so.

I am a predominantly nocturnal creature by nature.

I spend a lot of my free time either sleeping, gaming, drawing, crafting things or on the internet.

I'm pierced, inked, and loving it!

I don't really go out much at all, I guess you could say I'm a hermit. I'm quite happy living like that.

PVC clothing, heels and boots make me happy.

When commenting/inboxing me, keep this in mind;
If you ask a stupid question, you will get a stupid answer. Simple as that.

I am against all forms of organized religion.
However I do find this aspect amusing:
-1 person has an imaginary friend, they're insane.
-Many people have the same imaginary friend, it's religion.

I have no time for Drama llamas.
So please keep your attention-seeking bullshit away from me.

Oh and one more thing, yes I really did make this layout myself.

Thank you for taking the time to read my profile.
♥ Meow! ♥