Waitress With A Rifle
I spend most of my days sat in bed; reading, writing, designing, doodling or lurking the net. My ultimate aim involves being a published and respected author, but I’ll always dabble elsewhere. I like learning new things and I’m currently studying for my GCSEs at home, after deciding the mainstream education system wasn’t giving me the opportunities I wanted, and perhaps deserved. In a matter of months I plan to wave Britain goodbye to live with my boyfriend in the Netherlands for a short while.
I don’t put much value on possessions--the only material things I couldn’t go without are my books, and my laptop. Books have taught me how to be alone and I value my solitude immensely, I have never felt more comfortable in anyone’s company than I am in my own. I don’t go out of my way to socialize offline, but don’t think I’m a miserable recluse. I have my grumpy moments, but I’m generally friendly and optimistic.
I live on comedy panel shows, tea, and malted milk biscuits. I named my hamster after a comedian, my 2 cats after fictional characters, and my little brother after a member of Busted. I hardly ever finish what I started and I can procrastinate for England. I like surprising people, and I like to be surprised.
I frequently try to go beyond expectations, I’m a perfectionist so I just can’t settle for making something mediocre.
My name is Chloe, and I've never been much of a rodent.