You will very rarely see me smile, just cos you are happy doesnt mean you have to show it. If i smile its an evil half assed smile, and you will know i'm planning something destructive. TEN THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT HAGGIS! 1. The correct plural of haggis is haggii, although under certain grammatical circumstances it can be haggises or even wee yins. The name Haggii comes from the Latin for harried ones. 2. The Haggis Hunting season runs from when they hatch (30 November....me birthday (: ) until 25 January. The 31st of December is particularly anticipated by Haggis hunters as it is when great herds of Haggii migrate north for winter. The correct term for stalking a haggis is havering. 3. Lewis Carrolls nonsense poem The Hunting Of The Snark was originally called The Hunting Of The Haggis until he found out the Scottish beast actually existed. 4. Seeing a live haggis is supposed to be a sign of imminent good fortune. Earl Nyaff of Uirsgeul reputedly encountered one on his way to Ayr races in 1817 and subsequently won �50. True, he was badly trampled by the winner and flogged for race fixing after being falsely accused by his own brother, but at least he made a tidy profit. 5. An alcoholic drink derived from the haggis has yet to be invented, despite many centuries of intensive research. 6. The haggis is unusual in that it is neither consistently nocturnal nor diurnal, but instead is active at dawn and dusk (crepuscular), with occasional forays forth during the day and night. 7. Haggis eggs are inedible, and can be easily confused with deer droppings. On the whole they are best avoided. 8. Some myths say the spider watched by Robert the Bruce was trying to escape from a haggis foraging for food. 9. Haggis fur is waterproof but not showerproof. 10. No-one has ever succeeded in breeding haggii in captivity. moral of the story, never leave home without your haggis-be-gone, repels haggis attacks or your money back!
Likes
My fiancée Sasya Zaini :) Metal, Skateboarding, Grunge, Food, Games, Guns, Swords and Daggers....Tattoos! :D black cats, lizards and snakes, FIRE!! :) pyrotechnics, i like blowing things up :p
Dislikes
neds �_� emos, my chemical romance....they suck anal fudgyness �_� IMPORTANT TO THE DISLIKES!! people who think i actually care what they think of me...honestly i dont give a flyin fuck if you hate me because i think emos should all die painfully and fuckin horribly...i know a fuck load of people that agree, so basically...PISS OFF! fuckin emo prick...
Favorite Music
im bored...really really bored, so am gonna write it out in order ~_~ Abandoned, Ablaze In Hatred, Agalloch, Alestorm, Alien Ant Farm, American Head Charge, Amon Amarth, Amorphis, Annihilator, Anthrax, Apocalyptica, Asmegin, Borknagar, Breed 77, Butthole Surfers, Byzantine, Cannae, Cannible Corpse, Chaosphere, Children Of Bodom, Chimera, CKY, Clawfinger, Coal Chamber, Cruxshadows, Dead Kennedys, Deathstars, Deep Purple, Decapitated, Demons and Wizards, Dethklok, Devildriver, Dimmu Borgir, Disown, Disturbed, Dream Evil, Eluveitie, Elvenking, Emperor, Ensiferum, Falkenbach, Fear Factory, Finntroll, Firewind, Five Finger Death Punch, Foo Fighters, Fun Lovin' Criminals, Godsmack, Graveworm, Gwar, Himsa, Iced Earth, Ill Nino, Immortal, Imperanon, In Flames, Insomnium, Iron Maiden, Kalmah, Korpiklaani, Lamb Of God, Lumsk, Manowar, Metallica, Moonsorrow, Morbid Angel, Necrophagist, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Norther, The Offspring, Opeth, Rob Zombie, Running Wild, Rush, Seether, Shadows Fall, Skiltron, Slayer, Soil, Soilwork, Sonata Arctica, Soulfly, Spiderbait, Spineshank, Strapping Young Lad, SuidAkra, Sworn, Sworn Enemy, System Of A Down, Tenacious D, Terasbetoni, Throwdown, Tool, Trollfest, Tuatha De Danann, Turisas, Tyr, Underoath, Wednesday 13, White Zombie, Windir
iii know.. but iii feel liiike hes bein naughty and want to mooove so much, do yew know iii was in a coma-like positiiion, i was afwaid mkaaays fiiine, yew kittenish.. theyre mawwied but iiif i say it first, its somethin i wrote.. if yew said it first, its somethin i quote yew can.. heehee, iii cant imagine livin in a wee space with yew for a looong time cuz am wowwied yew'll start haaatin me mmhmm, it was the best accident awwww, yew're sooo bowiiing, i'll just be in my lingewie standin in the middle of the woad then and waaait till yew pick me uuup, hehe naaaw, when yew think about iiit, it ish dangewous, i could have a baaad medical history orrr something kitty.. yew should stop your heart to be fallin in love with me >.< yewll wuvs me even when am havin an intense arguement with yew, yew're cwazyyy mmhmm, but yew've too, kittyyy.. we've to keep our bwood pumpin sooo that we can stay healthyyy yew cant die.. yew're a sportyyy kinda guy.. thats what yew said to meee unless yew've been.. slaaackin i look howwible when am aww sweaty, wemember yew push my bum in the middle of the sidewalk towards your woom cuz iii cant walk anymore, teehee iii know yew did.. yew just seem too impossible sometiiimes.. thats one of the weason i love yew >.< iii did.. did iii? umm mmhmm, i get confused cuz theyre too many ghost army gaaames my voice isnt beautifuuul.. yew just say that cuz its too high-pitched and am your fiancee who was whaaat? your phone vibwated in your pocket and it wasnt me eitherrr 11 minute phonecall.. thats long >.< nooow.. thats the message i didnt miss its either samsung or iphone.. but i chose samsung cuz am used to samsung icons and shtuff :3 umm okaaays, yew can measure your ring finger.. but i dunno what kinda ring to get chu i am bowiiing.. why cant yew admit thaaat, am sooo.. plain xxxxxxxxxxx
naaaw, its nott.. it iiish, its pulsin in meee even when i say dun move they arent mawwied yett.. weeell, theyre pwactically mawwied but nott, nott legally biiiind yett can yew imagine meee.. my cwazy self livin with yew for a liiifetime? iiits no wonder.. it was an accident meetin chu baby.. am nott doin things in a hospitaaal, its air there is contaminated wiiith awww types of sickness, id rather do iiit in the middle of the twaffic liiight nott alwaaays.. sometimes your bwain taught your heart to make chu do a mishtake nott weeeally, that emote is just an expwession of whaaat am gonna do to yew next tiiime but actually am just gonna.. leave yew naah, when iii saaay it or texxxt chu it, it means that am thinkin of yew but i dun wanna show iiit cuz iii dun wanna be one siiided am always saaad, hunny iii know.. but lovin me before yew met me.. physically was a vewwy, vewwy dangewous and wisky thing to doo, kitty.. dun do thaaat again, mkay hmm, wanna hit the gym and have daily runs once we're umm.. livin togetherrr? iii know, iii dun like yew goin thwough somethin yew dun liiike and yew keep lookin on your lefttt yew can never giiive up, hooow can yew ever give up? awwww, yew're liiike usui boobiiiieee hug (o)(o) teehee, naaaw.. thats nott gonna be on your faaace, silly kitty >.< iii dunno.. somethin wealted to samsung awwww, yew dun have to wear a ring thennn kitty but i dunno if theres some rather flirtyyy girlies out there.. but i'll get chu a ring, i wanna but i need your finger :/ whaaat.. i bought iiit cuz i feel like youre next to me, yew arent, yew gotta be gentle on heeer naaaw, yew gots the opposite.. am not shexy, am bowing naaaw, tis me >.< xxxxxxxxxxxx
umm.. mmhmm, iiit iiis iiit ish the same meanin but the pettifog word sounds cuuuter uh huuuh.. yew know iiif mishter accident mawwy mrs accident.. the wesults are gonna be extwemely full of accidents or else whaaat? >.< naaaaw, we cant do thaaat when we're in a hospital ward, silly kittyyy goood.. iii like it when your heart listens to me goood kitten, cuz theres cwacks in my heart nooow.. next tiiime, i'll yew cuz i'll always forgive yew, its the forgettin part thats haaaard to forget yew can cope with iiit.. cuz am always the one who saaay 'i mished yew' first and silly mushy things whiiich i dun wanna saay annnymore but.. yew dunno what am liiike before yew loved me.. what iiif ive bad habits iii dunno.. but being in the army was tougher than it seems >.< and am determiiined to give yew a shlappin iiif yew do that i know darlin.. but whaaat if yew've to go thwough another complicated hurdle just to be with meee? if am shneddon, i'll give uuup on sasya.. cuz its sooo complicated and shtuff :/ ..sewiiiously? :o but what iiif i get teased and all? chu dun lemme wiiin.. am a winner at iiit even yew distwacted me by touchin me in awww places but yew're good in shootin people in thaaat ghost wecon gaaame.. well yeahhh *durrr, he has an xbox in his room.. obviously hes good at it* sowwyyy, that was me mumblin to myself :3 sooo.. there goes my howwibe voice my phone vibwated few minutes ago.. in between my thighs iiit cost a lot just to call meee sooo dun call me although my bweaktiiime.. is about the same tiiime as just nooow again thin is nott shexyyy awwww mkaaays iii dunno but am 34b.. its nott thaaat big i'll put on my bwa on your face and make iiit like goggles naaaw.. yew're sillyyyy, am nott even close to thaaat iii am buyin a new phone this weekend, yew gotta saaave your moneyyy awwww well, yew deserve the watch and pendaaant.. actually was plannin to buy yew a ring aswell but iii dunno your siiize sooo i think its best iiif i buy yew it when youre here although ive bought yew some wee shtuff, hehe.. ohh nooo, naaaaw.. dun even think of shavin her >.< am nott shexyyy.. am just hairy and plaaaain bowin weeell.. i win cuz my comment is longer than yours.. sooo haaaa xxxxxxxxxxxx
waaarm, thwobby and wett.. seems like a bwoody live-beatin heeeatbeat am nott arguin.. am just havin a pettifog with yeeew umm mmhmm.. am just sasya and i'll have my ooown woom in the emergency ward, and my vewwy own beddy too weeell.. yew never knooow, thats what yew are sayin nooow but your heart could tell another thiiing iii twust yew on thaaat.. dun lemme be agaaain, cuz am nott theeere to see iiit cuz youve a thing to think.. evewythings okaaay even if its just.. 'bodyart' just gotta add in that incase yew forgot, hehe yew can cope iiit, its like being in an army.. but.. back then, weeell.. we arent fully inlove its nott a bad thing.. but its a shockin thiiing, yew're the most determindedurrrty man yew just wont give uuup.. iii wonder iiif ive some disease suddenly like losin awww my hair, would chu shtill wuvs me? umm.. am nott iii did beat chu.. in umm.. hmm.. sniper shootin game aaand.. i think thats all whats soooo good about squirtiiin.. i dunno if i can even do thaaat >.< naaaw, yew cant phone meee iiif yew wanna test callin me, call me tomowwo thennn.. about 5 plus since ve evenin class, texxxt me first though.. dun want chu to call when i cant pick uuup but yew dun have too, am just saying, teehee.. iii am eatin, iii just cant gwow faaat iii wanna be fat sooo awww the clithes i bought will feel snuggy :/ am nott.. iii am? i knooow am a 34b size though :3 weeell.. i'll nott letchu shleeep cuz at evewy hour, i'll go to the toilet and take piccy of my parts.. one by one iii did.. i wemembered i bought chu somethin when i went to piiick yew up from the skatepark >.< umm.. iii mean hairy on the chest parts nott.. the doown parts whaaat if i go on a pwotest and dun shave her? am nott.. i dun have annnything on me thats shexy, yew're havin some fog-eyes or somethiiin, and sowwy ive to go against thaaat am nott scared cuz i'll be wearin a chastity belt i'll shooow yew my dentition, heehee blowkiss.. iii dunno.. but i feel liiike am writin this comment nonstop, sowwy for the longness.. if yew're tiiired, dun answer iiit >.< xxxxxxxxxxxx
okaaay kitty, am gonna hold onto yew for that weeell, am nott.. mkaaays, actually i am whaaat partner? iii dunno.. iii dun want chu to get yew knooow.. bored of me then start doin silly things whiiich i cant see orrr when am nott there to notiiice it am thinkin thaaat.. cuz wight nooow, am liiike.. back then in 2008 where i cant talk to yew much cuz iii was shtill in highschool but thats diffewent cuz we havent fall inlove deeply yett.. but nooow, its hard for me to cope >.< i knooow.. yew're always sooo determined kittyyy.. iii sound liiike a nipply-cweature or somethiiin iii know yew never lose.. but yew can never wiiin cuz i always wanna win i'll squiiirt in your eye.. like a poison weeell.. some people do wead shtuff backwards.. special people and am one of those iii wonts, iii wonts, nanny nanny poo poo whaaat if iii say that.. my boobies are shwinkin.. into smaller siiizes, would yew shtill wuvs me? but iii thought c cup is better.. like those actwesses :3 ahh hehe, hooow stoopid am iii askin that mmhmm, iif ive a good phone, i'll keep yew awaaake iii know i cant.. but its a bad thing when iii wanna surpwise chu, yew'll just know weeell.. iii wuvs the hairs on eevwy part of chu.. makes chu shexxxy.. especially those chest haaairs shexy.. yeahhh wight i knooow.. next tiiime, am gonna show yew >.< xxxxxxxxxx
awww mkays.. nooo second thoughts uh huuuh, yew better thiiink twiiice cuz yew're accident-pwone i hope i shtill do iii know but yew do knooow.. on some cases, we can weaaally dwift apart kitty :/ naaaw umm, thaaats quite an image naaaw, yew lose shush shush shuuush but.. its a valid spellin iii dun wanna kitty... when yew say hes nott biiig, hes actually big to meee just liiike the siiize of my boobies, your face is gonna be dooown.. there its actually nott big, am a c-cup nott d-cup weeeally? >.< my winshy looks liiike theres an endiiing umm mmhmm, and iii shall keep yew awaaake awww night liiike how i did, hehe.. weeell.. i knooow i cant lie, iii can fix that am nott.. it has hairs on iiit umm mmhmm >.< i wonder whooose the one thats twyin though xxxxxxxxxx
iii dun hope.. iii chose my path to be stuck with yew forever.. and i weally wanna its meee that yew've to think twiiice in stuckin forever with me but sometiiimes.. as am missin heapsa days talkin with yew.. iii dun have your attention annnymore iii say shh to yew cuz.. cuuuz words are heavy.. it can pulls my panties dooown iii dun wanna.. i'll pull pull pull pull pull your beadie and make a swiiing outta iiit so i can swing on iiit as iiin.. quit.. nevermiiind umm.. okaaay.. xes? and thaaat spellin is valid siiince your faaace is gonna be there liiike i said, even your soft siiide ish biiig side to meee sooo that meeeans.. even when iiits hard, iiit must stwetch that biiig in me >.< ohh i will.. iii wont i wanna put more than 1 but my phones gettin a wee bit sickie and am wowwied it stop workin.. thats whyyy am gonna need to get a new phone and store aww your 'ahem' piccy in iiit weeell.. iii dun, kitty mkaaays, my legs are nt shexyyy but tis scawyyy.. its like testin me to plaaay awound when my heart is made of stone i love you xxxxxxxxxxx
awwww, i wanna have your love.. forever awww thats nott faaair.. ive to be nekkid >.< awww naaaw.. iii wont make yew shhh pull pull pull pull pull pull pull your eeears hunny, quiiit iiit sekkusu? thaaats a japanese word of iiit umm.. his.. width, teehee naaaw.. yew naughty kitten, no mooore claws for yew sooo my mouth is a goo-catcher? iii didnt, ive one in my phone.. for my lonely times :3 yew're the saaame, my legs arent shexyyy, theyre just long he deleted himself.. agaaain, i think someone is tryin to test me o.O i loves yew xxxxxxxxxxxx
awww, mmhmm.. hopefully i'll always, always, alwaaays have yours am gonna sound selfiiish but i want your time, your attention aaand your love awww naaaw kittyyy.. shhhh goddd.. when chu said the word 'lick' my winsy juuust feel liiike it needs that >.< awwww yaaay nooo naaaw, i dun wanna.. i'll say the cuter waaay of sayin iiit am cuwiiious of hooow thick he iiish heehee awww weeeell.. but that makes me think of a number 60 + 9 umm.. *ignooores* awww naaaw naaaw.. yew just want me to tease yew heehee xxxxxxxxxxxx