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Last logged in: May 04, 2012, 09:12pm
Einlamme
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Baby I'm bad news.
Status: I just need a big man and a frying pan.
Sex: female
Age: 21
Location: I touch little boys in, Ontario, Canada

Member since: February 09, 2008
Account: Free Account
Orientation: Undecided
Status: Single
Occupation: Peter Pan/Sugar Daddy hunting
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Latest Journal Entry: Adulthood   June 30, 2011, 01:29am
Contacting Me
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About Me

Kay lemme break it down foo




I call people weird names, but its better then saying the same things everyone else says.
I'm a pretty funny kid.
Maybe a little bit crazy, but in a good way.
I'm not stick thin, and I don't want to be.
If "show me bewbz" is a phrase you use often, you should probably save yourself time by not messaging me.
If you're under 18, do us both a favor and don't waste my time.
People get hooked on me easily.
Maybe I'm your kind of heroin.
If there was a pro mahjong league, I'd be in it.
York University is where I'm studying.
I love living in Toronto, and I'm always up for hanging out with new people.
I'm a flirt and my mind lives in the gutter.
The art of conversation is dead. Prove me wrong?
I'm a bit of heartbreaker, but I'm trying to work on it.
My hand and I are quite friendly.
I know who I am, and nothing anyone can say will make me stop loving myself.
Just got out of a bad relationship, and not looking to enter another one.
Pretty faces don't impress me anymore, I want something more than that.
I love a challenge.
No, you can't have a dollar unless you take debit.
People don't say no to me often, and I like it that way.
Actions mean everything and words mean nothing.
I'd pretty laid back except when it comes to school.
I'm not afraid of hard work, and going after what I want.
Maybe its strange, but I actually enjoy reading profiles.
Don't think for two seconds because my breasts are big that my IQ is low.
I often find myself in the middle of chaos, and I'm a magnet for trouble and drama.
Death doesn't scare me, and neither do most people.
I eat ice-cream with a fork.
Moonwalking in my undies to Micheal Jackson is a fav activity of mine.
I rarely find myself bored, and I'm easily entertained.
Musically retarded, but I can still appreciate good music.
My piercings are something I'm very proud of,
And not just because they make my mother spasm.
I laugh in awkward situations.
Jeremy Sumpter is mine and so is Megan Fox.
I try to be open and not judge people.
Psychologist is what I want to do with my future.
If you're over 6'3 we should bang.
Also, if you're 50+, loaded, and looking for some arm candy, hit me up!
I shake it like a white girl with sunburn.
On any given day I'll act between 2 and 90.
Love me or don't..I'm still Emmy.


So wanna hold hands now?

Dislikes
-Brussel Sprouts
-Liars
-When people touch my face
-Guys who send the same message to 20 girls and still expect me to swoon
-Fergie and Soulja boy
-Spoons
-1992
-Wearing pants
-When people are too hung up on labels
-Most meats
-Ignorance
-Clingy people
-Sweating(except in the bedroom)
-Animal abuse
-People abuse
-Tactless people
-Cheaters
-Being patient
-Those who say "I love you" and don't mean it
-Guys with long nails
-The sound of an alarm clock
-Farting(I don't even like saying the word), burping, spitting
-Soda
-Addicts
-People who feel the need to mow their lawns at 7am
-People who feel the need to snowmobile at 3am
-Breaking my nails
-Down raters
-People who purposely try to hurt others

Favorite Music
My ear lusts for many different types of candy. =]
My Friends

AndThenThereWereNone


beautiful_nightmare4


Heart_of_Shadow


Jasonkicksass


Loosifah

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Chomper_Rawr

[Reply]
Apr 30, 2012, 10:42pm
Mmm touch me (;

suicide_silence01

[Reply]
Apr 28, 2012, 01:36am
heeey ^.^
how're u?

+10
btw ur extremely cute and really interesting to get to know more of XD
and also my name is thomas nice to meet u XD

warhammer432

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Mar 19, 2012, 03:18am
here's a 10 tho your ratings isn't on.

MrMxyzptlk

[Reply]
Feb 15, 2012, 10:44am
Hey Emmy!
I'm Ethan (:
and how are you?

So Ontario, huh? you like it there?
My friend and I actually want to visit sometime soon haha

and sure let's hold hands :-D

325iDerick
[Reply]
Feb 09, 2012, 09:58pm
Lol We are farrr too crazy to be associated with the Bradys lol Hoping within a month. Shouldnt be tooo hard
325iDerick
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Feb 09, 2012, 02:26pm
For sure (: Mhmm I do. Use to with both parents. But my
Dad is on probation now. I dont blame ya. But my parents know better and could always tell. They dont mind tho. My Dad was a dealer.. lol
325iDerick
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Feb 09, 2012, 02:16pm
I bet. Sounds better than snow. Doesnt sound bad. Just chillin with Mom
and smokin a blunt. Tryin to make some plans for later.
325iDerick
[Reply]
Feb 09, 2012, 01:52pm
Thats good. Id rather be somewhere warm. I actually live in Charleston.. But its def not a huge city. Probably moving soon to Florida tho. Hows your day goin?
325iDerick
[Reply]
Feb 07, 2012, 04:41pm
Just a week. Thinkin about movin there tho. Not gettin anywhere here. How Canada?
325iDerick
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Feb 06, 2012, 11:43pm
Ft Walton Beach (: Ohh sweet. Where you at now? And thank you (: You're really pretty yourself