Irma La Douce.
Okay, let me try again.
My name is Buck and I'm here to fuck.
Yes. Much better.
If you are looking for boring, dry information about myself, then you are in the wrong page.
In this page you will learn the important things about me.
Although I don't get to see them much often, the three wise men are Johnnie, Jack and Jim.
My hommies are Rand,Socrates and Aristotle. Nietzsche was there for the lol'z, but God got sick of his black sense of Humor. Diogenes is there to throw bad tomatoes at.
The love of my life is Eric, and I've been told that we make a great couple. When we would get married and take over the world, all redheads would be executed.
Although Eric is my soul mate, Mr. D'Anconia is the only man I would like to spend my life with, Andrei is the one I'd like to hold at night and Ragnar is the only one that float my boat ;]
[and +5 points if you didn't have to click their links to understand the joke.]
I am addicted to pretty shoes and photography.
Everyone say that they want to travel, or live before dying.
I just want to get multiple orgasms.
If it caused by Josh, I would be even happier.
I also want to die by an Orgasm. Sounds much better than cutting yourself, or jump off some building.
I don't want to be a part of the 27 club, though. To die because of an Orgasm at age 27 is just embarrassing.
Film making is almost as fun as sleeping. I wake up because I want to make films and I stop making films because I want to sleep. Great world.
Yeah, I model, direct, write, photograph and play on everyone's nerves on my free time.
I have about 300 babies. Some I like more than others, but if anyone touch them, I will send them to the guillotine.
I am here since 2004, and the only thing that keeps me here are cults and awesome people.
Things that e-people have told me:
- You are mean
- You are malicious
- You are rude
- What a bitch
- I hate you
- You talk too much
- You are up your own ass
- You have a stupid smile
- I hate you, cunt
- Die, bitch
- You are antipathetic mental asshole
- You are a smart-ass.
If you said/ about to say one of the above, you probably are stupid/ugly/immature/whatever I told you. The truth is that I am nice to people that worth my time, so you could conclude right now that I think that you suck.
Other than that, get over it. It's just the internet.
I am not rude only because it's the internet though. I just always say what I think. Would you prefer that I'll say bad things about you behind your back or only to you in your face?
My English sounds bad only because you can't hear my accent.
I will end up this page by quoting the man we enjoy making fun of, as a tribute for his large balls.
Gosh, Stand a little less between me and the sun, moron.
PS
This is Ally.
She is awesome, stylish, fun, smart and hella gorgeous
She is about to be the mother of my children [or the father, I am not sure] but be sure that when Danially kiddos will be in this block, they would be about the perfect thing you've ever seen.
All camels that an Arab sheich could offer would not even be close to enough.
Me + Ally = win.
Mess with her, I'll come and do crazy Krav- Maga on you.
































































































