The bacon that is happiness only sizzles on a skillet of love. But you must remember many things can masquerade as a skillet. Just be sure that your skillet is a skillet and not a lion pretending to be a skillet. He might be trying to eat your face.
Status: HEY YOU! Yeah, you. GO DIE.
Sex: male Age: 21 Location: Humansville,
Missouri, United States
Member since: April 09, 2008 Account: Free Account Orientation: Straight Status: Single Occupation: I do things
I have returned to the big ol' MO. I am nineteen years of age. My name is Robert Dwight Reece III. I have woven a personality out of dreams, lies, and love. I love the people that like my woven mask. I devote myself to those who have seen behind said mask. I am an anti-christian, pro gay, love sick, slightly depressed, virus. I am one of two things; one you would do anything for, or one you would gladly kill. Don't click here!
What I love
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I love to smoke weed! (I don't get to so often these days...) I do not like Queen. I love Queen. I love Queen to such an extent that if Freddy Mercury (The lead singer) where to come back from the dead, and ask me for a hand, I would immediately rip my arm off and hand it to him. If he complained about the blood, I would lick it up. If he felt that I was too literal, I would offer him my eternal servitude. If my hand was not big enough, or there was anything at all wrong with it, I would remove every hand from every living human being on earth. If he where still not satasfied, I would search the galxy for any life forms that have apendages, and remove them. There are many things that I am passionate about, but none like Queen. A close second would be chicken. It's the best chow ever. And a very cool animal..
What I hate
In summary, Christianity can be defined as the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. I HATE THE STUPID LIES THAT EVERY CHRISTIAN BELIEVES TO BE TRUE. ANYBODY WHO IS A CHRISTIAN IS EITHER AN IDIOT, OR HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE/ SHE ACTUALLY BELIEVES.
Friends of my ears
QUEEN, Jet, Rehab, Marcy's Playground, Bare Naked Ladies, Ozzy, RHCP, Black Sabbath, QUEEN, Rammstein, Korn, Disturbed, Amon Amarth, Aerosmith, QUEEN, and more that I don't remember.
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