About
Welcome to our elven shop. Well more like gift shop. We have many things you can come to acquire here. I’m sorry to inform you though, that our wonderful elves are not on your shopping list. Although our name may be quite risqué to some of you, I must say we are not an adult cult, rather just a game cult to try and bring some cheer into this sour world we inhabit. We have games, discussions, contests, and everything else to try and shed some of our light into your life. The more you participate in our frolic play, the more we will shower you with gifts. I may call them gifts, but to others they may be known as rewards. For every certain amount of posts you rack up we will give you a special present from me, or one of the other staff members; things such as user titles, banners, icons, cursors, layouts, and occasionally a premium membership. You can also win certain items by winning contests. Each contest can only have 10 participants so you better get there fast.
Featured Elf is an honor to receive. Our staff will choose one unfortunate lad to host this title every one to two months. In return you get you face stuck in the lime light of our cult page for all to see. Joyous isn’t it? If you think you have what it takes to be on staff go ahead an apply. You never know what we’ll say. Just remember to feel out all of the application’s requirements and someone will get to you soon. If no one gets to you in ten days message the owner.
Here are the rules we wish you to obey while you spend your stay:
New members must post in the introductions first. That is if you wish to participate at all. We recommend you do though.
Please do not waste your time on duplicate threads. Before creating a new one check the threads below or in the Important Threads section.
Respect your self and all others. It’s a disgrace to see you bashing others and degrading our cult. You have a good chance of being banned or possibly deleted if you, pending on what you did.
Staff members must try to invite at least 400 members a week. Free Account members can invite 200 members a day and 1400 members a week. So 400 invites isn’t much really is it? Premium members can invite 1000 members a day and 7000 a week. If you aren’t sure how to invite people go to the navigation and click on invite members, from there you’ll see another small navigation, click search users, and you’ll figure out the rest from there. If you are still unsure how to do it, just request for a link. Also please use one of our banners when inviting.
Be yourself. State your opinions. No one likes a fake.
Don’t make any contests without staff consent, please! We usually already have a contest going on. Although we’d love to see new ideas, tell a staff member and we’ll put it in the contest list.
Only moderators and higher can upload pictures. We do this because we know these people for sure will not upload adult photography or pictures unrelated to what this cult is about and stand for.
