Contest Winners -
Best Cult Salute 
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Best Hair Contest 
Looks like another competition win for Mica, with this sexy hair do.
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Invite Contest 2 I think we can all agree and congratulate Mica on another competition win. Her prize is being appointed the new Root position, as Ricki is moved to Co-Owner position.
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Best Pic Contest It appears José has won yet another contest with this entry.
Come on people we can't have her winning them all, put some effort in.
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Best Joke After many, many a joke being entered I'm sure many of you shall agree that the winner is deservedly Mica with her many a creative stories.
In specific this one:
An Ode To Oral Sex
Penis breath, a lover's dread,
Is what you get when you give head,
Unpleasant as it tends to be,
Be grateful that he doesn't pee,
It's times like this, you wonder why,
you bothered reaching for his fly,
But it's too late, can't be a tease,
Accept the facts, get on your knees,
You know you've got a job to do,
So open wide and shove it through,
Lick the tip then take it all,
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl,
Slide up and down, use your tongue,
And feel the pre-cum start to run,
So when the fuck's he gonna cum,
Just, when you can't take anymore,
You hear your lover's mighty roar,
And when he hits that real high note,
You feel it oozing down your throat,
Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff,
Okay, already that's enough,
Let's switch you say, before you gag,
And what's your revenge, your on the rag.
