Sex: male Age: 23 Location: Wellington,
New Zealand Orientation: Straight Best Friends with:hypnotiqfilth420666 Owner of:ScaryBitchface55 Stalking:Tempest_Fury Rating: 9.44 Rating points: 406
Member since: July 01, 2005 Last logged in: Invisible
Occupation: Sarif Industries Account Status: Free Account Rated by: 43 people
Latest Journal Entry:Dear people. December 18, 2011, 01:07am
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Fear the evil carebear!!
The Dude Who is Me
Turning up to work to find there's only instant coffee left... First world problems.
And now, for something completely different (I hope Monty Python doesn't sue me!)
YARRR!!! I be a nasty swashbucklin' scallywag who scours the seven seas fer yer loot! I wish! I am not a pirate, sadly.
Name: Simon Age: 23 Sex: Male Star Sign: Aquarius Religion: The Church of Not Giving a Fuck Status: Alive and Breathing Mission in life: Get to the other end in one piece
Nicknames Count Egavas (This is a very old one. I don't use it anymore) Muffin Simone Psymon Noodles
About me
Now, despite everything said below, and on my profile, I am actually VERY easy to get along with, so don't be afraid to say hello. More cases than not, I'll probably reply. Most of this profile was written while I was in a bit of a mood xD. Hello and welcome to my little world... I do hope that you enjoy your stay... Everything you need to know about me can be found here.... To some extent... If not, then I am somewhat contactable. I'm a dude who lives in a small country called New Zealand, although I hope to be moving to Canada at the end of next year. Probably should practice my Canadian accent eh? I'll happily choose an attractive pair of eyes over a pair of big boobs. I feel big boobs are over rated. Eyes are very pretty. I will not join your pointless cults of beauty, sex, drugs, just plain "lets have lots of games" or any of those kinds of cults because those cults fail... There's too many of them... And them beauty cults... They reject people for being too "Generic," yet the staff of these cults are as plain as the flour I use to make white sauce! Hypocritical morons. I am a wee bit of a poser sometimes... I like wearing costumes. It's fun. Hell I certainly don't like being boring. I am quite good at making funny voices. I am hoping to go somewhere with that, even if it is just Youtube videos. I am currently producing a YouTube series titled Parker's Mind which is a parody of Red Faction. Watch and enjoy! I tend to ramble a bit. But hey, who doesn't eh? A good rant is great once in awhile I wish to travel the world, so when I am rich enough... WORLD HERE I COME!! I still haven't really figured out where exactly I want to go yet... There's too much world to make a decision so I will see how things go. Now with all the above said, I am a very friendly individual. So don't get me wrong there. I generally comment back, I'm after all not some snobby old bastard. I am a figment of your imagination... You have skitzophrenia...
F.A.Q
Q: Rate me back plz? A: No
Q: Do you have a Girlfriend? A: Nope
Q: Do you wanna go out with me? A: Nope not really.
Q: Do you like Marilyn Manson? A: He is an interesting person, however, his music doesn't really appeal to me.
Q: What type of music are you into? A: Go to my last.fm page if you must know
Q: Do you have a webcam? A: I have no obligation to answer.
Q: Whats your msn? A: My email address
Q: Yeah, so what is your address? A: Information I don't give out willy nilly
Q: Can I have your cellphone number? A: I realllly don't think so
Q: Do you wanna have cyber? A: I don't think so... Cyber spreads internet aids.
Q: I have no friends, will you be my friend A: Probably not
Q: Plzz!! I am soooooo lonely! A: Persistence is futile O Friendless one
Q: Do you have naked pics A: WTF, get out of here! SHOO!
Q: Where do you live? A: Over the hills and far away
Q: Whats up with your pics? They're so ghey! Here's a 1! A: OH NO!!! A ONE!!!! WHAT WILL I DO! OH GOD, SOMEONE FROM THE INTERNET DOESN'T LIKE ME!!! LIFE AS I KNOW IT HAS TAKEN A TUMBLE!! Aka I don't give a fuck.
Q: Can you buy me a Premium? A: Can you pay my rent for me?
Q: When and where were you born? A: A long time ago in a galaxy far away...
Q: Can you make me a layout? A: My HTML is rather rusty. Notice I haven't updated the layout in several ages.
Q: Can I use your layout? A: No you can't
Q: What is your favourite TV show? A: Pretty much anything Adult Swim. Firefly, Family Guy. I have a few.
Q: Do you plan on having kids when you're older? A: Yeah... One day.
Q: Why do you never reply? A: Because I have a life outside of the internet. Either that or you're acting creepy, and I don't like it.
Q: How do you edit photos? A: Save up a couple of grand and go buy photoshop. However you could look up The GIMP. It is an open source image manipulation program, which is pretty much as powerful as photoshop. Best thing is, it's completely free.
Q: How much money do you earn an hour? A: Not nearly enough
Q: I hate you! I'm gonna come smash you A: Behold, o' mighty keyboard warrior, go forth and slayeth thine foe with the bold italics of the CAPSLOCK sword!
Q: Ooooh I am so worthless I dont belong on this planet... A: I'm glad we agree on something
Q: ZOMG you like some of my fav bands!!! Let's be freinds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111shiftoneoneoneoneeleven A: No. Fuck off.
Q: HaE i RlY lYk Ur PrOfIlE. HeReS a 10! RaTe Me BaK pLz! A: Ummm, could you repeat that in English please?
Words if Wizdomness Don't underestimate the value of not being seen. Never get in between a man and his pie... It may be the very last thing you do If I got a dollar for every time the super market played Cold Play, I'd be able to retire! Yeah thats me in a nut shell.
More will be added later
Stuff... Oh look! He's drunk on a chatroom! Look how cool he is! Said no one ever.
More soon
Things I Like
Music Playing my guitar Playing my Bass Motorcycles Sleeping Sitting at the waterfront Day dreaming Dreaming Going for walks Staring into the horizon for endless hours Thinking Pie Cake Lift Plus Doing things in photoshop Music 3D Modelling
The Stuff of Not Liking
The constant use of "Don't Judge me" in profiles... You're GOING to get judged so GET OVER IT! Same goes for those who cry when they get labelled... GET OVER IT. The "Cans of Soup" line gets used more than the radio plays Cold Play. Tired of hearing it. People who say "I love [insert gay emo band here]. Fucking deal with it." It's not that you like the band, which makes you lame, it's that you had to say that extra bit... Most people who aren't douche bags won't give a shit what you listen to anyway... Get over yourself. People who think they have the right to tell you what you can/can't, believe in. Same goes for vegetarians/vegans who think they have the right to tell people they can/can't eat... Nobody wants to hear it! I'll eat steak if I want to, because fuck you! Oversensitive Feminists. You guys give real feminism a bad name. People who brandish you as evil and scorn others because they don't share the same views. Upper levels of corporate management/the corporate elite... Greedy arseholes. People who think they're better than everyone else Attention Seekers Cheaters' Chopsticks Religion Tr00 Kvlt black metalers Politics Wind People who tipe liek dis, tHiS, THIS n ths A pie shop... That is sold out of pies... Bad YouTube videos. Premiums who are like "I'm premium, I can see when you view my profile" What are you going to do? Down rate me because I don't deem you someone I wish to comment?
And stuff goes in this box. What goes in this box? I have not decided.
The 10 commandments Apparently this picture is offensive. 1. Thou shalt not eat Icecream with a fork 2. Thou shalt worship pie of all kinds, and shalt not consume thine pie with cutlery (Even if the pie be-eth soggy) 3. Thou shalt not commit acts of mathematics of any kind 4. Thou shalt see the Spork as a holy symbol 5. Thou shalt not pray 6. Thou shalt not go to church 7. Thou shalt not worship boy bands or other such entities 8. Thou shalt spend endless hours watching vintage horror films 9. Thou shalt use elevators in emergencies 10. Thou shalt drinketh coffee every day
Layout was fixed by Holly. If thou stealeth the layout, thou wilt be smoten. Thou wilt beggeth for mercy and I shalt not care.
