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"Viva El JoeDaHoe" [Doug I'm still the well schizophrenic-conneticut-urbanized-honkie-boy loving Mexican you've always knew. Cept this time around I still live near that Schepp's factory that's just begging me to ejaculate into the homogenizer.]
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Age: 16
Location: Elara's Pantalones =D, Texas, United States

Member since: January 06, 2008
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Occupation: Ron Burgandy's mustache wiper. [thanks Jackie :p]
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Current Thoughts:"I believe that there shouldn't be any convinct infrastructures existing in the world. I believe that whenever some male commits a crime, they get punitive actions taken against them in the form of sodemization. I mean come on really thats all that jail is. The accused proven guilty gets a certain number of hours his asshole gets dominated by a certain muscular monster. The degree on which the crime was gives the judge little choice. For example, if I was to, idk, feed a kid his parents in chili form[man i love Cartmen] then a judge would sentence me to get penetrated by Burgendouchegavakin from Iceland who can fuck an elephant let alone my ass. All of this last for a whole season of America's next dance crew [6 weeks]. Has justice been prevailed? I think so."

Greetings and salutations. To start you critters off, my name is Joe(i hate how it rhymes with so many words, toe, boe, hoe, etc., give me some more and i dont know maybe i'll tell you how many licks it took me to get to the tootsie center of a half bitten into tootsie pop =D). As you can probably already tell, I like to think outside of the box where there's plenty of space for thinking. I enjoy long walks on the rims of active volcanoes, and adore midget butlers(i hope to someday grow up to be one). Well I hope to talk to you crustacians soon, and yet again salutations.
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Halloween and its open opportunities for pedifiles to give kids 'candy' and not finding cocaine in your pixie stix. Finding a dead animal on the sidewalk, I mean come on, racoons are already decaying our streets with potholes, I dont wanna see an innocent 4-wheeler disco derby muchacho getting caught in one of these(heehee actually i do=D). Pluto, come on all we need is a giant cup of Kool-Aid to put that useless thing in to.
Favorite Music
System of a Down. Metallica. Rage Against the Machine. Taking Back Sunday. Glassjaw. Dethklok. DragonForce. Anal Cunt. Nightwish. Tenacious D. Pantera. Iron Maiden. 3 Inches of Blood. Finch. Blindside. Mastadon. Many Video Game Jingles. Arch Enemy. Children of Bodem. Many many more.....
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