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"Viva El JoeDaHoe" [Doug I'm still the well schizophrenic-conneticut-urbanized-honkie-boy loving Mexican you've always knew. Cept this time around I still live near that Schepp's factory that's just begging me to ejaculate into the homogenizer.]
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Current Thoughts:"I believe that there shouldn't be any convinct infrastructures existing in the world. I believe that whenever some male commits a crime, they get punitive actions taken against them in the form of sodemization. I mean come on really thats all that jail is. The accused proven guilty gets a certain number of hours his asshole gets dominated by a certain muscular monster. The degree on which the crime was gives the judge little choice. For example, if I was to, idk, feed a kid his parents in chili form[man i love Cartmen] then a judge would sentence me to get penetrated by Burgendouchegavakin from Iceland who can fuck an elephant let alone my ass. All of this last for a whole season of America's next dance crew [6 weeks]. Has justice been prevailed? I think so."Greetings and salutations. To start you critters off, my name is Joe(i hate how it rhymes with so many words, toe, boe, hoe, etc., give me some more and i dont know maybe i'll tell you how many licks it took me to get to the tootsie center of a half bitten into tootsie pop =D). As you can probably already tell, I like to think outside of the box where there's plenty of space for thinking. I enjoy long walks on the rims of active volcanoes, and adore midget butlers(i hope to someday grow up to be one). Well I hope to talk to you crustacians soon, and yet again salutations. |
Likes
| Guitar solos that sound like seawater animals yeaping to get a fishhook out of their ass. T.V. @_@ me like T.V. Halloween and how it opens up great opportunities for sugar seizures and finding coicaine in your pixie stix. Technologies progress so far, I look foward for those hyper dimensional toilets that flush our fecal matter to a parallel universe, or atleast Pluto. I like many other things, you just have to find out by chit-chating with this hombre. |
Dislikes
| Halloween and its open opportunities for pedifiles to give kids 'candy' and not finding cocaine in your pixie stix. Finding a dead animal on the sidewalk, I mean come on, racoons are already decaying our streets with potholes, I dont wanna see an innocent 4-wheeler disco derby muchacho getting caught in one of these(heehee actually i do=D). Pluto, come on all we need is a giant cup of Kool-Aid to put that useless thing in to. |
Favorite Music
| System of a Down. Metallica. Rage Against the Machine. Taking Back Sunday. Glassjaw. Dethklok. DragonForce. Anal Cunt. Nightwish. Tenacious D. Pantera. Iron Maiden. 3 Inches of Blood. Finch. Blindside. Mastadon. Many Video Game Jingles. Arch Enemy. Children of Bodem. Many many more..... |
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