No great success was ever achieved without a great struggle
Status: is breaking the laws of physics with his new art techniques
Sex: male Age: 27 Location: brisbane, qld, Australia
Member since: January 22, 2008 Account: Free Account Orientation: Straight Status: VF Addict Occupation: Kineticologist............... yes it is a real job
As the name suggests I play with a lot of fire and a lot of weapons. I share a strange bond with the fire and a profound respect for it which enables me to do things that most people can't imagine. I'm a kineticologist (yes I'm aware that for most of you this may be a new word for your vocabularies) A kineticologist is a person that studies motions and the elemental forces produced by them. I'm also an elemental artist(more commonly known as fire twirlers however I manipulate more elements than just fire), I'm also an artist and occasionally a poet. Every time I perform it rains, whether theres a conection there I'll leave to your judgement. However there is a reason why I get called circus freak and I'm very good at what I do, in fact I'm one of the best in most of my artistic and scientific fields. The pay isn't that great but thats actually because I don't charge money for my talents, this is because I don't believe in the economy, money is your god NOT mine! Just because some braindead moron 4000 years ago decided he couldn't live unless he had more than the next guy doesn't mean I'm going to be stupid enough to follow suit. YOUR greed is YOUR weakness and will prove to be YOUR inevitable downfall, not mine. I do what I do for the good of humanity, for evolution and for the health of the earth(although I am aware that my fire spitting is probably contributing as much pollution as a small car). I don't normally get along with other guys and they normally see me as teritorial or generally hostile. It's not their fault I'd rather talk to my staff than some one who continually rattles on about gay sports like football or who they fucked last. I follow my dreams because they've taken me to places you wouldn't imagine and taught me things you wouldn't believe to be possible. As we speak I'm working on the designs and blueprints for an anti-gravity device that requires no fuel source and emits no pollution. Sounds crazy I know but don't you think they said that about Einstien, or Newton, or Da vinci, or Hermes, or Edison, or heisenberg, or I could sit here all night typing the names of every famous genious in the past 4000 years if you really like, I could even tell you what there famous for but the list would be longer than your contacts list and may give you some form of brain damage from trying to remember it all so please don't ask(the answer is yes)anyway all these famous genious' were thought to be insane at the time until people realized they were actually on to something and even more ironicly none of them had jobs either). My point is I know my fucking science so if your going to call me delluded you better have some dam solid evidence. I've walked on the desert, I swam in the sea, I rose through the fire and mastered the elements and when I perform it's plain to see. If you haven't figured out by now even weird people call me wierd
Likes
Fire!!! Any thing to do with it as long as it doesn't damage the rep of my sport(fire twirling)Da Vinci, free running, capoiera, learning how to master the elements all of them, but also flashing lights and shiney objects will catch my attention. Crop circles, I may not have seen a real one and I may not have seen many pics of them but I havedrawn thousands to get to where I am on my anti-gravity theory however they are not the reason or source of where my theory came from so back the fuck up. Trying to maintain most old fashioned ways, like politeness until some one disrespects me and even then I normally just ignore them. HIPPIES how could you not like hippies. The ocean, theres no place like home. All forms of art I do all of them except music and drama.a CHALLENGE, I don't believe that anything is immpossible nor will I let others believe it. I can't forget to mention my samurai friend with her ninja cat, you rock lady bathory! I also like talking to myself in public just to trip people out but if they actually paid attention they'd laugh their ass off at the number of different ways I can apply futurama quotes. I like to jump off high places so if you tell me to jump off a building I probably will, and don't bother telling me to take a long walk off a short pier I do it all the time and don't waste your breath telling me to burn in hell, do I really have to state the obvious(yes, me thinks I do) I'm a fucking fire twirler lake of fire and brimstone? are you sure your not talking about heaven?????????????? really are you sure?
Dislikes
wankers that light fires making it hard for me to get a permit to do my shows, Retards that use the term ninja in their user name when they don't train in any form of ninjutsu or martial arts form(it's disrespectful and cowardly earn the title before you use it) cops that harrass me about my weapons and humans in general we're a disgusting race, hence the reason why I prefer to spend time with my weapons instead of people. Besides they're normally more interesting.
Favorite Music
MSTRKRFT, check it out, DO IT OR A THOUSAND YEARS BAD JEW JEWS! Tarja Turunen, Opeth, nightwish, nevermore, tool, a perfect circle(maynard in general) Epic inspirational music, it drives me to perform better and gives the crowd a better show by helping them connect to the history of my style or the emotional content I wish for them to gain.
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