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Funny stuff
Excerpt from Urban Dictionary ^_^
4. Hadouken
Pronounced:[Ha-Doh-KEN]
"an ejaculation so powerful that it knocks the intercourse partner out; hadouken usually occurs after a long period of no sexual activity. The ejaculation is sometimes accompanied by the male shouting "hadouken".
Used in a sentence:
-"Hey Dwayne, wanna go running?"
-"No i can't, i am actually sore from last night; i fell off the bed after I got a Hadouken"
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[F.A.Q.'s]
Q:-What's your ethnicity?-
JXA: Puerto Rican and Japanese. *wink*
Q:-What's your style?-
JXA: It's simply a combination of a bunch of different styles. I think it's better to be open minded when it comes to style. I don't restrict myself to just one.
Q:-Could you explain Parkour/FreeRunning?-
JXA: Parkour[Means The Art of Movement] is a style originated from France by a man named David Belle. It was created to help people move through obstacles in a sleek, efficient and stylized form. These people are called traceurs It involves climbing, acrobatics and running.
Q:-How long have you been a member on VF?-
JXA: I've made VF profiles ever since VF first came out but never really socialized on it as much as I do with this profile. But with this profile I've been on it since February of 08.
Q:-How do you see the world?-
JXA: That's pretty tough. The world can be pleasant or perverted. It all depends on how I live my life. I Live each day to the fullest and I try not to let my bad days outweigh my good ones. The decisions I make and the people I meet, and what I choose to make out of my life are what make my life worth it.
Q:-What do you hope to accomplish?-
JXA: Well I hope to graduate college with a bachelor's degree in Communication Arts and do some journalism and production work. I also want to become an extreme martial artist and traceur in my spare time. Perhaps later in life I settle down with a family. I don't know, haha. I'm just going to wake up each morning, and "Go with it"
Q:-Are you really as cool as you make your profile seem??-
JXA: That all depends on how we interact. I don't make my profile this way to impress people or make a fake persona for random strangers. What you read is what you would meet on here or in person.
Q:-Who is your favorite actor?--
JXA: Jack Nicholson. Tell me you've seen The Shining?? His way of performing is so out there! He has this cynical yet cocky attitude with a lot of his roles. The guy is a wack-job. And no doubt about it, that is what makes him an amazing actor. He's very articulate with his movements and how he projects himself in his roles. His movies are definitely worth watching.
Q:-What do you label yourself as??--
JXA: Lmfao. I seriously can't believe you asked me that. But just to be humorous, I'm Punk, I'm Goth, I'm Scene, I'm Emo, I'm Metalhead! Honestly in my opinion, labels are extremely trivial. Anyone can say they are this and that and totally turn out to be the exact opposite. I've seen it so many times. And just cause I say these things don't assume I'm going to say, "I'm Just me!". Cause how you would you know that, right? I enjoy hanging out and associating with everyone in the gene pool of rock genre's. Point blank, I'm a diplomat. ^_^
Q:-wat was da point in witing sooo much info on da pro dat no 1 will read? and y even bore peopl with this bulshit faq section of urz?
[Translation]-What was the purpose of putting so much information on your profile that no one will obviously read? And why even bore people with this bullshit FAQ section of yours?-
JXA:Well. I definitely smelled a trolling piece of shit from a mile away. I won't waste my time totally making you wish you'd destroy your computer, but what I will say is this: I don't ask, nor beg, nor plead for you or anyone else to read my profile. If someone actually desires to take the time to read it, then I thank them. But as for someone such as you who obviously has no sort of level of reading past the 2nd grade, you choose to use your insufficient ability to type to rag on me for "wasting your time reading my profile"?? ...Good luck in life buddy.
Q:-You're a fucking piece of shit elitist fuck! You write senseless and pointless shit like an FAQ section and you think you're so awesome! Tell me sir, what makes you better than anyone else on this site? Animations, Videos and a crappy layout that only looks cool due to the previous factors? Is that what it all is? You're a fucking poser just like every single other person on this site, and don't you forget it!-
JXA:I simply love hate mail. ^_^ Let me just state to you, Dana, that because I decided not to take you back for the mistake you made towards me, doesn't make me an elitist. What it does make me is a smart human being who, grasped the fact that he had a slut for a girlfriend and decided to move on to better himself. Never have I once stated within my profile that I am "Better than anyone else". Yes I do believe I'm awesome, however, I don't throw it out there all the time. I simply like to have self esteem. Other than that, I see everyone to be my equal. Then again if they wrong me,[oh I don't know, let's just use you as an example], then I will exert that person from my life unless I feel they deserve a second chance. In your case, you don't. In fact I'm actually not surprised that you decided to stir up shit again with me. And you chose to do it by attacking my profile setup. Yet how many times have you asked me to set up your profile for VF? Gee...I wonder. *Ponders for a bit* Hahaha and as goes for being a "poser". If I recall, you, Dana told me that you ditched your old friends for a bunch of new friends cause you felt you wanted to be cool. You didn't want to listen to pop from z100 anymore and decided that you wanted to listen to hardcore music and be "br00tal" Wasn't that right? Hopefully you come across this little answer that you sought out. Take it easy Dana, hope you find a way to treat that case of inflamed herpes soon! =D
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The Girl! ^_^
There is hardly any way I can construct what I feel when I try to realize that this girl is in my life.
Rachelle...*exhales*
I've always had certain pre-requisites to what the "perfect girl", would be in my own perspective:
-Gorgeous outer beauty
-Amazing Personality
-Goal Oriented
-Successful
-Anime Freak
-Gamer
-Sexually Crazed as I am.
-Supports me through my life hurdles.
This one girl, has all of these traits within her, and sometimes I find it extremely difficult to swallow[Haha, no way intended to be a pun].
Yes these are my pre-requisites but it wasn't as if I filtered all my ex gf's or girls i would want to date to make sure they had all these traits. I always settled for less cause I figured that finding that "Perfect Girl" was impossible and purely fantasy.
We talked excessively a year or two back, and i developed feelings for her immediately...then we lost contact with one another...and then!
When the timing couldn't have been any more perfect, we reconnected and I am soooo, absolutely grateful that I got this chance again! Despite the fact that I hate long distance and she is all the way across the country, I vowed to her that I would do whatever it takes to make sure that this works. I will move out there or save money for her to move out here with me. Whatever it takes. This is the sort of girl that I can't waste time with.
I want her so bad and it fucking kills me that I can't be there to feel her soft skin or feel her tender lips against mine. I ache for her so much. More than any girl I've ever been with.
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