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First emerging from the dark void in the year 1308 AD, Werefetus were an eclectic group of lesser demons, numbering in at five miserable wretches. They were small and crippled in stature, having spent a tens of thousand years as lowly servants of the dark lord of the void, Manh Manh. Migrating to this dimension after the dark lord's fall, the demons adopted a variation of different monikers and disguises to hide their true identities. First of these was a nun-punching club in the countryside of France ("la guilde impressionnante superbe de perforateurs de nonne"). Excluding the five there was one other - his name was Merde pour des Cerveaux, and was killed during the first raid on a small nunnery by a baguette through the heart. The group barely escaped with their lives, three lost limbs after the violent retaliation from the nunnery's orphanage, and the one demon who actually landed a punch sustained a shattered arm and several broken ribs from the force of the punch itself. The five decided that beating up old women was far beyond their abilities, and a safer, less dangerous occupation was more for them. Over the next three hundred years they operated all over Europe, trying their best to cause damage to the human race in any way they could. In a failed attempt at creating a mass death using a strange and intricate system of ropes and pulleys of their own design. The mechanism ricocheted and hit one of them in the face, causing his pet flea Boodlekins to escape. Boodlekins went on to kill 75 million people in what was later known as the black death. To the groups despair, the mass death which they unknowingly caused great ripples in the interdimensional sludge, which eventually reached the sleeping place of the dark lord Manh Manh, deep in his realm of the dark void. Manh Manh awoke and discovered of his lowly minions discovery of a beautiful planet in a parallel dimension - earth. Manh Manh contacted the group with his state-of-the-art nipple antennae, and from then proceeded to give the fretful five dastardly orders from his shadowy throne. First of his orders was to find the Ark of the Covenant and deliver it back to him. The five swiftly found the location of the Ark, but promptly dropped of a five-thousand foot cliff into the raging sea (purely by accident of course). Manh Manh was driven into a raging rage. He berated them for their incompetence, and gave them one more chance to satisfy his needs before he laid serious consequences upon them. He gave them the task of searching for the elusive Manbearpig. His pet Jabberwocky (aka Fluffybum) had escaped in the year 1308 along with the five, and had been killed by an unsuspecting simpleton. Manh Manh blamed the five for the loss of his beloved Fluffybum and demanded they bring him Manbearpig as a new pet. The five closed in on what they believed was Manbearpig's present location, but were ambushed by the fell beast while foraging for tasty morsels amongst the caked mud of a dried-up riverbed. Manbearpig had not in fact intended to beat the living crap out of the five, but had accidentally walked over them, passing off the distressed squeals as his own bodily defacation. The wrath of Manh Manh was a smell to behold. In his fury he ate six triple-decker double chocolate mudcakes, which gave him a cramp and gas, making him even more furious. Deciding complete obliteration was too quick a punishment, he subjected the poor, dejected and worn-down group to the worst perpetual torture he could. He gave them the job most feared within the void - the personal minders of his firstborn son. The son was spoilt, short-tempered and savage (this is based on demon standards, meaning one small temper tantrum would most likely result in the destruction of an entire species). When Manh Manh's son found out he was moving to a much prettier place than the howling winds and roaring fires of the dark void, he was ecstatic. He immediately extricated himself from his fat demon boy's body and his old name ("Witchard") and immediately set out for earth. Unwittingly, a trio of high school students had provided the loathsome horror from a parallel dimension with a perfect body to inhabit. Undergoing what they thought was a harmless bacteria test on a bit of caviar from their teacher's sandwich, but was in fact a highly complex dna splicing process on the preserved fetus of an undiscovered species of prehistoric 15 foot bipedal cave wolf, the spirit of the demon lad occupied the newly active fetus and transmogrified himself into a hideous new form - Werefetus. The two-foot terror rampaged through the school killing all in it's path, until finally escaping on it's search for the five (the three students received excellence). Werefetus quickly discovered how useless the five demons actually were when he applied them with the combined job of looking after his favourite spiked collar. After the fifth time of dragging them away from the mud in search of earthworms. Nearly giving up, Werefetus growled "Can you at least sing me a simple SONG?" The five obliged, and launched into their version of 'Smells Like Teen Spirit', which effectively was a rising and falling dirge of growls and shrieks. At first Werefetus hung his head in despair, but then was suddenly struck by a devious, devious plan... "Hang on... that sounds like death metal!" Click Here To View Event
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