"The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true." -J. Robert Oppenheimer
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Sex: male Age: 21 Location: My own mind,
Michigan, United States
Member since: October 10, 2011 Account: Free Account Orientation: Bi-curious Partner in crime with:RawrOfCourseIly Buddies with:XCristal_AddictionX Admires:AlwaysBored Occupation: Professional Towel Folder
I could go into all the basics and details such as "Hi I'm Chris, I'm 21...yadda yadda yadda." You don't want to read that and I don't want to type it. I'm one of those people who have difficulty filling these things out so here's nothing. For starters, here's an interesting fact you probably DIDN'T know about me. I've almost died. Twice. Almost drowned once and a really bad car accident. So if I act like nothing can kill me, it's because nothing has yet. I work at Kohl's. I'm a hourly, part-time associate and that's just where I want to be "Because right now, this is a job. If I advance any higher, this would be my career. And if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train." I enjoy a good joke and by good joke I mean a joke. If it has a punch line, throw it at me. If it sucks...I might throw something at you however. Like a table. Speaking of jokes, I enjoy telling them. I will tell any joke in front of anyone. Especially tasteless jokes...like ethnic jokes and non-jokes. If we looked at a list of things that makes me laugh and compared it to the list of a 13 year old male, it'd be the same. I like candy. Acting and sports. My two biggest passions...well, that I can mention on Facebook. I am not easily offended and chances are, if we're friends, neither are you. I am not afraid of offending people. I feel that we live in a world that is TOO politically correct and people like me are needed to balance it out...plus, I ran out of fucks to give about 7 years ago. Just because I use words like "Fuck" does not mean I am not intelligent. I could probably talk circles around you, I just choose not to. I'm broke but like the saying goes "Mo' money, mo' problems." Except in my case...No matter how much money I have, I seem to have "mo' problems." I'm not racist. I hate everyone equally. Except the idiots. There isn't anything that I'd say behind your back to someone else that I wouldn't say to your face. I, generally, hate people. They suck. I'll add more to this later
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