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Last logged in: August 19, 2008, 09:30pm
TheCritch
"Rue the red thou hast reddened, for thou hast reddened it more..." -Neal John MacRae
Sex: male
Age: 18
Location: Boularderie, Nova Scotia, Canada

Member since: April 02, 2008
Account: Free Account

Orientation: Straight
Status: Single and looking
Occupation: Student/Musician
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About Me
I'm just me, not really all that complicated in the sense of people being "complicated". Of course all things are immensely complicated, especially people or maybe not... It is awful easy to peer into the human mind at time. I grew up in a secluded place with a dead and rotting forest to the west, a green prosperous forest to the north, a downhill scorched and forested hillock side to the south and a weird woods to the east. I live with a lot of farm animals... Horses, Chickens, Dogs and Cats and Goats. I really don't understand anything that I don't mention. Although I grew up as I did, I did turn out to be exactly what I am: some guy with an obsession for the weird, the beautiful, the sad, the happy and the awe inspiring, I love a lot, I hate a lot. I often find myself with far to much spare time, so I draw and make music about everything, mostly philosophical in nature, but everything is good. I also write stories and poetry. As for appearances... Well, I'm tallish (like 5'11?) and I have long brown hair. I'm pale and thin, lean build, not a muscular guy but I'm not a rake. I usually have a goatee or some gruff facial hair. My eyes are a constantly changing blue with little to no predictability. If that isn't detailed enough for you, you can message me and ask questions (but I don't even know why you'd bother really).
Dislikes
Posers, dishonest people, ignorant shit heads, rap, pop music, people that do things because it's "coo", people that give a shit about not giving a shit, whiny people, bitchy fucks, anal sex, scat, pedophilia, necrophilia, people that put their admirers on a leash and drop them after a while, bullshit, beating around the fucking bush in the face of urgency, technology (irony and hipocracy abound), hipocrits (lol, I know), people that talk about shit they don't understand, know-it-alls, "playaz", wiggers, people that start fights over bullshit, saucy little fucks who should shut the fuck up and mind their own buisness, humans, modern society, atheism, christianity, satanism, agnosticism, scientology.
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My four FAVORITE BANDS are (in order of preference, first being the best): Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, The Deftones, Finntroll, Neurosis. I love a lot of music though, but because the bands I like are so great in number, I'll just name some genres that I really like: Deathmetal, Metal, Sex Metal, Avant Metal, Classic Metal, Black Metal, Metalcore, metal metal metal metal metal, Folk Metal, Sludge Metal, Doom Metal, Grindcore, Goregrind, Stoner Rock, Punk, Avant Garde, Noise, Noise Rock, Prog Metal, Prog Rock, Rock, Jazz, Noise Metal, Experimental anything really, Hardcore, some techno, klezmer, post-hardcore, groove Metal, Thrash Metal, Funk Metal, Glam Metal, Cock Rock, Folk, Apocalyptic Folk, Blues, Bluegrass, Swing, Ska, Reggae, Nu Metal (fuck you, some of that shit wasn't that bad), Classical, world music, accordian music, piano stuff, classical guitar, tango, boleros and allegros, momentos, opera, Power Metal.
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ZeligCharon

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Aug 18, 2008, 11:19pm
Mebbe I should pose as Georgian and nuke the place.

If you would like to be on Hitler, dial: 213-AUFHEGENHUGENJABAUCHENHAUZEN!!!

Sorry, I sneezed.

The-black-kitten
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Aug 18, 2008, 10:09pm
Knowing I am the last person you would want to talk to.... But you say your a storey writer... What do you write about???

Blood and kisses


ZeligCharon

[Reply]
Aug 18, 2008, 09:07pm
YOU.
Read my latest journal entry or you will rue the day a clown appeared at your birthday party.

If you would like to be on Hitler, dial: 213-AUFHEGENHUGENJABAUCHENHAUZEN!!!

Sorry, I sneezed.


ZeligCharon

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Aug 17, 2008, 10:34pm
Read my latest journal entry Neal?

If you would like to be on Hitler, dial: 213-AUFHEGENHUGENJABAUCHENHAUZEN!!!

Sorry, I sneezed.


ZeligCharon

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Aug 13, 2008, 09:47pm
I felt guilty once, but she woke up half-way through! OH!

Dear Diary....Jackpot!!!!

If you would like to be on Hitler, dial: 213-AUFHEGENHUGENJABAUCHENHAUZEN!!!

Sorry, I sneezed.

Vengeful_Apocalyptic
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Aug 04, 2008, 10:19am
yes, sometimes i do sit up ALL night and write poetry and songs... and yes, i do understand darkness and hatred... they both are two completely different things, but are related in more ways than one can imagine... hate is something collected in a person for years and finally becomes this thing so overwhelming and powerful that it eats at your soul and your mind until you eventually hate something so bad that you think about it all day, every day... "darkness" is society's word for evil... evil is hatred taken to another extreme, even to the point of murder or suicide, and evil doesn't "eat" at your soul... it OVERTAKES your entire humanity... now, i have collected these things inside of me because of alot of shit that happened in my life... both of my parents are alcoholics and drug addicts, therefore, making them unable to take care of me... obviously, they're too involved with their shit to even call and check on me... that fact of not having parents has made me a spiteful individual, because a kid needs at least one parent to be there... i've lived with my grandmother for almost my entire life and the age difference makes that difficult, we can never see things on the same level, so therefore we fight all the time... making me feel guilty for yelling at her... therefore, i hate myself alot of the time... so, buddy, i do understand hatred and darkness, and they're not very fun to deal with... so, leave me alone now... even though you didn't want to, you did comment back with a certain amount of respect and that's all i wanted... so, thank you and goodbye

ZeligCharon

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Aug 01, 2008, 12:28pm
Very much so.

If you would like to be on Hitler, dial: 213-AUFHEGENHUGENJABAUCHENHAUZEN!!!

Sorry, I sneezed.


ZeligCharon

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Aug 01, 2008, 11:55am
I guess they thought it was similar to One Piece because apparently being pirates means it's just a One Piece ripoff.

If you would like to be on Hitler, dial: 213-AUFHEGENHUGENJABAUCHENHAUZEN!!!

Sorry, I sneezed.


ZeligCharon

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Aug 01, 2008, 11:48am
He's trying to get his own pirate story published into a manga, and it had ninjas who lost to pirates, which, apparently, the narutards thought mean some subtle meaning to say One Piece can kick Naruto's ass.

If you would like to be on Hitler, dial: 213-AUFHEGENHUGENJABAUCHENHAUZEN!!!

Sorry, I sneezed.


ZeligCharon

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Aug 01, 2008, 11:38am
My friend garrett, he's a writer, he can take it. What he can't take is when people just assume stuff and go ape shit insane.
Basically, when he wrote a story arc involving ninjas and pirates, Narutards flew out of nowhere and went ape shit insane on him.

If you would like to be on Hitler, dial: 213-AUFHEGENHUGENJABAUCHENHAUZEN!!!

Sorry, I sneezed.