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Slackerbitch
Status: Niggers niggers niggers
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Profile: I'm Samantha, 21, and I'm currently living in Kansas. I'd be best described as a lecherous old man in a young girls body. I'm mental, absurd, and stubborn, but if you can't handle that you don't deserve my friendship. I have few real friends, but the ones I do have are everything to me. I am loved and have a good life, unlike most of you, it seems. My ultimate goal in life is to find home, and have my own family. I'm a klutz, if there's anything to trip over, break, or walk into I will. I don't pretend to be something I'm not, I am not special. I am not a beautiful or unique snowflake. If you're stupid, or I don't like you, I'll let it be known, I'm not sorry. I'm not going to list everything I like, or dislike, or my favorite music, if you want to know these things, talk to me. I sometimes wish i had a penis. I don't really like most of the people on VF, but now and then I find someone worth staying on here for. I'm a submissive slave. I'm obsessed with 50's culture, and I would love to be a wife and a mom like from back then.. I have a woman crush on Katy Perry, and i'm obsessed with Amanda Palmer. There's this sore on my tongue, it hurts. :/ Codeine and robitussin make things better. Likes: Dislikes: Favorite Music:
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