Because thou hast the power and own'st the grace...
First and foremost, I am awesome.
Second of all, my stats: Name: Shib. Age: 20 Location: Brisbane, Australia. Relationship status: Happily alone. Awesome-ness status: Extremely high.
I glow with a complexity that confuses and intrigues you, no? Surely, you wish to comment me and tell me how self centred and arrogant I am. Please do. Abusive comments make me horny.
But now that's out of the way. Here are some of my basic rules/morals/beliefs. - I like to be difficult. - I like to be spontaneous. - At the sign of being predictable, I will change direction completely. Just to throw you off. - I prefer difficult people. - The more you keep from me, the more interested I will be. - The less emotional you are, the more interested I will be. - The less clingy you are, the more interested I will be. - I enjoy long walks on the beach, candlelight dinners and setting fire to cars.
Oh, please, stop now if I'm too complex for you. Surely full sentences and punctuation must be killing your delicate, drug rotted, mother-smoked-crack-while-she-was-pregnant-with-you brains.
But I digress.
I am not complex because of some weird mental disorder. I do not have bipolar. I have one personality. I rarely burn things, and my head is empty of voices,fluffy bunnies or anything else people like to pretend to have so it adds to their enigmatic personalities. I could write about me for hours.
But, as sexy, talented, intelligent, beautiful, heartstoppingly hilarious as I am... You need to get onto reading my likes and my dislikes. Because we all know how important it is in life to know, in detail, what others love and hate.
-Looks you up and down disgustedly as you move onto the likes/dislikes lists-
Personality qualities in a person that I like: Organised. Purposeful. Secretive. Closed. Sleepy. Talented. Angry. Tortured. Violent. Quiet. Dark. Moody. Unpredictable. Passionate. Possessive. Jealous. Intelligent. Confident. Calm. Cool. Collected. Complex. Lustful. Mysterious. Hateful. Obsessive. Intense. Greedy. Sarcastic. Ironic.
Physical qualities that I like in a person People who: Are tall, but not lanky. Have large shoulders, narrow hips. Are dark. Dark hair, eyes, clothing. Have long hair. Dress in dark clothing. Have slightly irregular teeth. Have flat stomachs Crack bones - Knuckles, elbows, neck, back.
Foods I like: Noodles. Rice. Chicken. Anything with chicken salt on it. Pasta. Marinated pork spare ribs.
People I like - Both real and made up: Captain Hook. Johnny Depp. Severus Snape. Lucius Malfoy. Jason Isaacs. Steve Valentine. Vincent D'onofrio. Mark Harmon. Kevin Smith. Mick Foley. Al Snow. Stevie Richards.
Activities that amuse me: Spitting on emos. Making fun of emos. Wishing emos would die. Making emos cry. Making anyone cry. Making people laugh. Drawing. Thinking about people naked. Reading smutty fanfiction. Doing handstands. Reading Green Lantern comic books. Reading poetry or prose that isn't self indulgent. Self sabotaging my own happiness. Taking online tests. Committing useless information to memory. Hitting things with the bible. The irony of killing "god's creatures" with a bible. Shaving all my body hair off. Washing my hands.
Items that I like: Old books. Shoes. Corsets. Cigarettes. Mercedes and BMW's. Handcuffs. Rope. Slutty school uniforms. Blood red pens. Black paper. White pens. Stickers. Beer. Little black books. Rubber bands. Playing cards. Nooses. Riding crops. Red underwear. Cameras. Rings. Disney movies. Long jackets. Singlets. Spiral notebooks. Cameras. Wood carvings. Things made of wood. Old leather furniture. Frozen juice boxes. Popcorn.
Personality qualities in a person that I hate: Blind Openness. Blind Generousity. Blind Compassion. Blind Love. Blind Happiness. Blind Optimism. Ignorance. Idiocy. Illiteracy. Weakness.
People: Who try to fix me. Who tell me I should be more open. Who stare at me lovingly. Who compliment me in the same boring way. Who have no idea about anything. Who drift through life being fuckwits. Who don't give a shit about ANYTHING. Who don't get the point after being told a million times. Who insist on telling me everything about their lives. Who want to ask my advice. Who ask my advice and get angry when I am brutally truthful. Who try to discuss and talk my problems out. Who try to discuss and talk THEIR problems out. Who try to tell me I can't be happy this way. Who are too old to crack onto me. Who complain to me. Who get angry when I comment their PUBLIC JOURNAL. Who say they've read my profile and haven't. Who are attention seekers. Who point out my spelling mistakes. If you see a spelling mistake, it's AUSTRALIAN spelling. Fuckwits.
Physical qualities that I hate in a person. Fat arms. Fat stomachs. Squinty eyes. Blue eyes. Pasty skin with natural blush. Yellow teeth. Lanky people. Sluts. Anyone who looks even SLIGHTLY EmO. People who smile too much. Foods I hate: Chocolate. Candy. Specifically "Ghost Drops" Curry. Anything spicy. Stew. Soup. Pudding and/or Jello. People I hate. Real and made up. Kirsten Dunst. Leonardo DiCaprio. Lisa the slut. Alan the psycho.
Activities that bore me. School. Church. Shopping.
Items I hate: Nail polish remover. Bad tasting lipgloss. Anything watermelon coloured.
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