The three names you see above this box are the three names i go by, call me which ever one, and don't give me any type of nickname

Well my life, its pretty basic, i listen to a small variety of music, metal, classic and trance lmfao, i have 4 brothers, no sisters, i have a few things that make me, idk, unique i guess (as with everyone), this includes, my wide knowledge of useless stuff, such as weird words, and probably have the answer for any question you can throw at me :P, what i call involuntary reflexes, they act on their own to protect me lmfao, i have an amazing sense of balance, i can run and jump very high, and i am satisfied with myself from all i can do physicly and mentally, i am also interested in parkour, very fun indeed, i used to write in my journal a lot, but since my main was deleted and my collection went down the drain... ya...

THERE IS ONE THING I PUT VALUE IN, AND ITS MY JOURNAL, COMMENT THAT INSTEAD OF MY PICS OR GIVING ME A TEN, SERIOUSLY



I PUT THE LAUGHTER BACK INTO SLAUGHTER

Well i like parkour and freerunning, lacrosse is my all time fav sport, the fastest sport on two feet as its called :D, i play any contact sport when i get the chance, these include sports such as hockey, football (american), rugby, and pretty much anything along those lines, i am also on my computer alot during the winter seeing as how it can get to -50 with the fucking windchill -_-, i also play alot of games, mainly puzzle games, i have gotten good at all kinds since i got interested in them haha

p.s. i own at scrabble :p

ah the dislikes... well i could go on for a bit...

VALENTINES
who the hell made this day?

VARIOUS TYPES OF PRAPHILIAS
well i don't hate them, i just think they can be really, REALLY weird

EMO
no offence but you are the biggest bunch of scene kids i can think of

URBAN CULTURE
this was the label given to the kids who wear baggy cloathing, pants five sizes too large, with a bunch of "posse's" "gangs" and stuff along those lines...

SO WHY THE FUCK IS IT A CULTURE???żżż

GOLF, CURLING AND OTHER SPORTS ALONG THOSE LINES

Ok WTF? these people, they do not do more then hit a ball or slide a rock, and get fucking paid for it? and who the hell watches this? it has got to be the most boring pas time ever, i think of these more as games rather then sports, it is a game if you think about it...
in my books the thing that defines a game from a sport, is the amount of sweat and how far your body is pushed just by playing

FUCK GOLF!!, I'M THINKING ARBY'S!!!

I have a timed running speed of 13 meters per second (39 feet)

I like to laugh at retards

I have wall jumped over nine people lying shoulder to shoulder

I know lots about nothing and everything

I am becoming ambidextrous

I just need to beat lou on gh3 to complete expert

I like to laugh at dying people

My grandfather was THE MOST badass person i met... ask why...

Ask me a question, I will probably have the answer

If i don't then fuck you

Jessi thinks I'm the cats pyjamas

I don't own gh3

A master of mario kart double dash

I mentally turn my fear into anger

I yell at bears for eating my grass

Avid in super smash bros

Lacrosse throwing strength of almost 150 km/h (the highway speed limit is 100 km/h)

Involuntary reflexes that act immediately, to fast for me to even think of the situation

I own a drum kit, but don't have enough playing time to get really good

I am around 5'9" to 5'11" not sure of the exact height

I weigh around 155 lbs

Brown eyes

Black hair (natural)

I don't do drugs

I don't drink often

I like to tell stories made up on the spot (i'll be adding more to my journal soon)

I am better then chuck norris

My friends think I'm a ninja

I have a heightened sense of balance

I am very aware of what happens around me

I'll kill your guts

I'll rip off your head and rape your intestines

I'll force feed you your colon

Opposed to most other guys i like smaller boobs

I love the idea of cannibalism

I also approve of necrophilia

I also think captain hero if the best super hero in existence, here is why- Click me and read

I also like the idea of eating fresh kittens

I'll eat your face

The only people in my favorites list are the people who new me on my old account