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Rocas511
Denn die Todten reiten schnell.
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Profile: WARNING: DO NOT READ THIS PROFILE!!.................. Please..I beg you to not to start reading this! It would be pointless to do so. There is nothing here that will improve your finances, spice up your sex life or give you those super powers you always wanted. It is simply boring drivel about me. And who am I anyway? Nobody spectacular. I am a sword wielding member of the SCA who fights and cooks in traditional medieval style. I am an atheist, a husband, and a father to a beautiful little girl. By education and training I am an Anthropologist and a science teacher but cannot find a job doing this in this steaming pile of shit we call an economy so I currently work with kids who have violent criminal backgrounds. But how boring is all of that? Do you feel any better for knowing that? OF COURSE YOU DON�T! So I implore you to read no further. That is, unless you actually want to take the time to learn that I am also an avid sci-fi/fantasy geek who speaks fluent Klingon and actually appeared in a feature length documentary film about the Klingon language called "Earthlings." But I assure you that this would be an abject waste of your valuable time. There are so many other more interesting things you could be doing so I urge you to stop reading now. You definitely would not want to continue with the next paragraph either!........................................................................ Still here eh? Well I warned you. This paragraph is pretty pointless too, and there is some offensive language. I use the words "cunt", "clitoris",and "foreskin" However these vile words only occur in the preceding sentence so you are safely past them now! There is also a bit here about my sarcastic sense of humor which I try to restrain (at least as well as I can) so as to not scare the hell out of people. The exception to this is of course the scare season in October. I work with some of my best friends at a local haunted house. There I can make people panic and piss themselves and they actually pay for the privilege! I was featured in a 7 minuted video documentary about this haunt called "Phantasmagoria" which can be seen on youtube. There are links to this and to the other film I mentioned here on my page. I would ask you not to check them out but I can see that would be futile. You are clearly no good at following directions as you are obviously still reading this despite my explicit advice to the contrary. Okay...fine! Do what you want! Check out my links! You can even read the bit about my likes and dislikes too for all I care....THOUGH I WOULDN'T IF I WERE YOU!!    Likes: Still here? You don't give up do you? Well..since you want to know - I love and adore my wife and daughter. Her name is Eowyn and she is 2 years old as of the last updating of this profile (the daughter not the wife) I like classic Hollywood noir films from the 20's to the 40's and Hammer Horror films of the 60's and 70's. Cheech & Chong and Troma movies are my guilty pleasure. I am an avid reader. I read history, historical fiction, Fantasy, Gothic fiction (Poe, Lovecraft, Robert Louis Stevenson, Mary Shelly, Le Fanu...modern authors too),vampire literature and Science Fiction. I enjoy visiting graveyards and museums and renaissance festivals. I collect swords and fence with them. I�m active in the SCA. I brew mead (if you don't know what that is then you should find out!). I love to cook. My specialty is authentic Medieval cuisine. I am currently working on the production of a MEDIEVAL COOKING SHOW for youtube. I hope to have the first episodes out by October 2010. Crows, Ravens and rats are my favorite animals.Dislikes: Gothy than thou snobs who think they have the right to brand others as not "true goths" if their taste in music isn't EXACTLY like theirs, avid republicans, war supporters, militant creationists and other narrow minded people.Favorite Music: Faith and the Muse, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Switchblade Symphony, Voltaire, Sunshine Blind, Mandragora Scream, Nox Arcana, Mechanical Moth, Diamanda Galas, NIN, Chiasm, Reliquary, Collide, Abney park, Diva Destruction, Xandria, Lacuna Coil, The Birthday Massacre, Within Temptation, The Shroud, Mortal love, Emilie Autumn, Nightwish, Prince, Bif Nakid, Tori Amos, Garbage, Ophelia's Dream, Evanescence, Azam Ali, Al Stewart, The Medieval Babes, Enya, Clannad, The NewWorld Renaissance bandLink 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzV9CH1f9X4 Link 2: http://www.earthlings-movie.com
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