I am the illegitemate son of Papa smurf and Gargamel. One strange night a long time ago Papa smurf and Gargamel were having peacetalks. Being the evil bastard that Gargamel is he was secretly plotting to kill Papa Smurf during these peacetalks. So he made a potion of this strange fungus he found growing between his unwashed toes. Faking friendliness he sat there talking to Papa smurf for 30 minutes before he came with an evil cackle and tossed the potion at the goodietwoshoes red leader of the smurfs. What Gargamel had not predicted was what kind of chemical effect it would have with the old perverted smurf, it made some sort of wierd love potion (I'd rather not go into details on what happend) and by some freak accident of nature I was born. Ofcourse neither Papa smurf or Gargamel admit the fact that I was their child so they took me deep into the forest and left me for dead.
I was found and raised by a family of feral rabid chipmunks and lived a carefree live burrowing from tree to tree in the great forest until I was discoverd by a group of monekyninjas who weere hiding out in the forest. They taught me to listen to rock and to dress in black like a evil ninja.They also taught me to fight and kill ninja style so that one day I might challenge the great procrastination giant and make the ninjamonkeys bitch cause he had them banished to the great dark forest where no bananas grow.

Likes Roleplaying, meat, Coke, video-games, nuts, candy, hamburgers Dislikes Being broke, bills, smurfs, bad music, the evil squirrels Favorite Music Whan asked I usually answer that I like good music. What is good music you ask? Whatever suits my mood at the moment

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dArK_bLoOd_tEaRs [Reply]	Jan 21, 2012, 06:16pm I want to have a dream with Animal Once I dreamed that I was having sex with Satan
dArK_bLoOd_tEaRs [Reply]	Jan 21, 2012, 05:19pm Hum, I have had a lot of weird dreams, usually they are just combinations of things. But once I had a philosophical talk with three dogs. Weirdest dream ever. And they sat there and talked to me and it was perfectly normal and made such perfect sense.
dArK_bLoOd_tEaRs [Reply]	Jan 21, 2012, 05:08pm haha really? i also have fucked up dreams
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