Congratulations!!! You have successfully made your way onto my profile Oh, my dear Ree. Too many places to begin with her. Seems like a lifetime that we've been friend's, eh? Shit, you're my e-mama! Speaking of mama's, she is most definitely one of the best. She does exactly what one should do, and by that, I mean that she's a mother first, and a friend second. And I say that from personal experience. I'm lucky enough to have a person who tells me straight up like it is, and most people can't handle her blunt truth. And if you can't, that sounds like a personal problem to me. She also has the most adorable, gangsturr little boy that you could ever imagine. And if you think Ree is hot, he's the spitting image of her. But sorry ladies, you'll have your turn about 15 years from now. Assuming that Ree thinks you're good enough for him ;D. To explain in your new hip lingo, so you can fully comprehend, she is epic d00d! (Side note: we both detest that word, and most likely you, as well.) And oh, what a nice set up for a segway, huh? Let's get to the things that she does like. For starters, me. Why? Because, I'm duh, WINNING! And even though I'm writing him second (not intentional) She loves her son more than anything in this over populated, defected world. Even though the world is overly polluted and run by sickeningly obese, Big Mac inhaling, greedy plebians...Jonavin is her HUGE ray of sunshine. <333333 Pauly fucking Shore. 'Nuff said. Jonathan Davis (the inspiration for her son's name) Signs. More specifically, all of the one's I've made for her. Rainbow Brite. She listens to some damn good music. Her closest friends. George Carlin (if you don't know who that is, shoot yourself) and she likes many more awesome things. You'll just have to get to know her to find out. If she ever comes off as a bitch, take a step back and stop being so sensitive. Don't come talking to her about how emo you are if you like to bask in the lies that your friends like spewing upon you. She cares as much as I do if you're offended. Not one bit. Aside from that, she is definitely one of the very few sweet people that I've had the pleasure of being friend's with. Her opinions come from a place of love, and you won't find anybody that comes close to this woman. She embodies the exact definition of what a woman should really mean. And to me, that means a woman who has been through her dark days, but manages to come out on the other end, a woman who knows that she's not perfect, but tries her hardest to come close to provide the love and care that her amazing family deserves. A person like her doesn't come about without having hardships in her life. You can really learn a lot from her. Fuck, I know I have, and I couldn't thank her enough for it. Lastly, my message to you, Ree. This doesn't explain exactly how much I love you as a friend and a person in general, but I think I came pretty damn close. <3333
Name Ree Status ---- Age Guess Sex Female Kids Jonavin Messengers Only for friends
LIKES My son Pauly Shore Boondocks Lil Wayne Music Charles Manson The Real Juggalos Html Art Poetry Concerts Tattoos Piercings Friends Family Penguins Ville Valo Jonathan Davis Whose Line is it Anyway The Drew Carey Show 99 red balloons George Carlin Cocoa Pebbles Eyes Lips Blood Shiny objects Iced Coffee Diet Pepsi Hawaian Punch Dr.Pepper Edgar Allan Poe Nicolas Cage Johnny Depp Drew Barrymore Butterfly Knives Fishy Face Pix Chocolate Milkshakes The Smurfs Rainbow Brite The original Heman and Shera Smores poptarts Tootsie pops People that make me pictures/signs
DISLIKES Fake people: what's the point of being someone you're not..if you have to be someone else to get others to like you..you need to seek help. The words "I love you": they are well over used most don't understand the actual meaning of the words Liars: What's the point of it really? It's another one of those things in life that complicate shit.. Obnoxious Juggalos :You're fake, you think you are some wicked bad ass..when in all honesty you're just loud and stupid with a big mouth that runs from confrontations and hides behind your "fam" cuz you can't back it up. Ignorance & Stupidity:I really have a LOW tolerance for both of these things...Stupid people make me want to slap the shit out of them. CLOWNS Do I really need to explain why..they are JUST fucking creepy! The word "Epic" : Ok kiddies not everything that happens in your daily life is ""epic"" [mocks] "Omg I just brushed my hair and it was epic" [/end mock] Epic:
�adjective Also, ep?i?cal. 1. noting or pertaining to a long poetic composition, usually centered upon a hero, in which a series of great achievements or events is narrated in elevated style: Homer's Iliad is an epic poem.
2. resembling or suggesting such poetry: an epic novel on the founding of the country.
3. heroic; majestic; impressively great: the epic events of the war.
4. of unusually great size or extent: a crime wave of epic proportions.
�noun
5. an epic poem.
6. epic poetry.
7. any composition resembling an epic.
8. something worthy to form the subject of an epic: The defense of the Alamo is an American epic.
9. (initial capital letter) Also called Old Ionic. the Greek dialect represented in the Iliad and the Odyssey, apparently Aeolic modified by Ionic.
Odd numbers Stress Weezer Being Ignored Chavs Headaches Fakes Insomnia Being Cold Authority Always being wrong for the things I believe Shallow people Racism People that do things for attention (exmp: cutting and bitching about eating disorders etc..)If you are doing it to yourself then wtf do you have to bitch about? Don't like where it's getting you in your life..then DUH BITCH STOP DOING IT it's that simple! I am a reformed cutter Domestic Violence Child Abuse Animal Cruelty Cluttered profiles Bad Html When html goes wrong
MUSIC Korn Lil Wayne Tech N9ne John Lennon The Beatles Portishead Gym Class Heroes H.I.M. 30 Seconds to Mars The Rasmus The Used Pink Panic at the disco LP Orgy Jay Z Ashlee Simpson Shinedown Halestorm From First To Last Muse Suicidal Tendencies Blood for Blood Kotton Mouth Kings The Bloodhound Gang Cist AFI Fall Out Boy Acid Bath Operation Ivy The All American Rejects Jason Mraz Fiona Apple Eminem The Cure The Doors Daniel Lioneye Slipknot Marilyn Manson 311 Dope D-12 Fat Joe Tool A Perfect Circle Deftones Silverchair NIN Hed-pe Crisis Greenday Nirvana Hole System of a Down Static X Powerman 5000 Rob Zombie Blink 182 Sevendust Papa Roach Fort Minor Snoop Dogg Rancid Godsmack Limp Bizkit Method Man Sublime Mindless Self Indulgence Oleander Billy Idol Cypress Hill Smash Mouth Rage Against the Machine Frou Frou Sugar Ray Staind Stone Temple Pilots P.O.D. Flyleaf Alien Ant Farm The Ramones Mighty Mighty Bosstones Ozzy Pantera A static lullabye
FAV MOVIES Encino Man Son in Law In the Army Now A Goofy Movie Jury Duty Bio-Dome Pauly Shore is Dead Adopted The Nightmare Before Christmas The Pirates of the Caribbean Scarface Donnie Brasco What's eating Gilbert Grape Gone in 60 seconds Matchstick Men Benny & Joon The Wizard Of Oz THe Little Mermaid Lilo & Stitch The Doors Natural Born Killers Edward Scisor Hands A Cinderella Story 50 first dates Happy Gilmore Detroit Rock City Romeo & Juliet The Crow Half Baked How High Dude,Where's my car
My son Name : Jonavin Born : 5-13-09 3:55am Weight: 3 pounds 4 ounces Alias : Panda This little boy is my world. He's a major punk but I wouldn't change him for anything in the universe.I don't know what I would do without him. He's my only reason to wake up and he's the only reason why I smile. He's my little miracle baby.I love him bigger than the world.
