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PirateStardust
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Latest Journal Entry: Cheeto January 07, 2009, 02:42pm
Profile: Warning: My profile contains a LOT of info, but I promise it makes for an interesting read. Now that you're here, READ IT! Thanks! :) Ahoy, Vampires!    Hello, my name is Tara and I am David Bowie's biggest fan, so bow if you must ;) If you don't believe me, look at pictures of my bedroom which is essentially a David Bowie shrine. I get asked a lot if I've ever seen Bowie live - yes I have, a lucky 13 times! teehee! He knows who I am!
My fishing boat! Bow to her!!
"Once you have a rat, your heart will forever walk outside of your body on four little feet." (You Had Best Read This)
Quit your blubberin'! (As my dad would say in a heavy fake Scottish accent.) You're guaranteed to crack a smile on that angry emo face of yours if you read my profile. At least I don't have quiz results all over the place and my profile is organized. You'll enjoy reading it. Or your money back... shoved right up your ass. :)
Not at all. I'm actually blond! hehe... But I've been dying my hair red since I was 12. Red just suits me, don't it? :)
Yes, but I'm NOT looking. I just got out of a 2 year relationship and my heart will take quite a while to mend. I have baggage that no sane person would want to deal with.
Ok, now, this makes me angry. Listen, people: I AM TWENTY-ONE YEARS OLD. I get about a dozen people a day who argue with me saying, "You can't be 21... you look 16." Stop. Just, stop. I may look young but, I was born on November 25, 1986. Do the math.
Well, people never really asks me this, but in case you were wondering, I'm 5'4" and 130 pounds.
No! They're marbles. My eyes were plucked out by eagles when I was a child! Come on people, just because my eyes are an awesome shade of blue, doesn't mean they're fake. Some people DO have blue eyes. Not contacts or photoshopped.
My awesome '92 Mustang died and I had to sell her. :( So now I have a 1999 Ford Contour. Don't laugh! It's actually fast. I bet it's faster than YOUR car (she has a big peppy V6). And its headlights look badass, too, so hmph! :-P I sure do miss my sting stang though :'-(
Wow I can't believe people ask me this - OFTEN. The answer is no, dummies. Of course I don't keep my boy rats and girl rats together! They are kept in separate cages!!
Why, yes I was! Thanks for asking ^_^
How dare you ask a question like that! 36C by the way.
Very easily. I use either a lure or bait (more dead fish) and cast out my line and -POW!- that fucker is mine. If he's a little fish, I let him go. If he's meaty, he's my dinner.
Thank you, I know. I don't get super pissed and angry when people leave me these kinds of unimaginative comments, but I might not reply to you. You can leave a generic comment if you want, but I love getting juicy comments from people who actually read my profile. It makes my horny.
First of all, you better have rated me a ten, secondly, no. If you want a start a conversation with me, do not ask for one, just comment me with something interesting and if you tickle my fancy I'll start talking to you. Probably not, though, since I barely have time for my tangible friends (see above).
No you cannot. I don't even have messengers. I now have this written twice in my profile so if you ask for it, you are really a friggin idiot.
Well, about 100 other people that I've never met have added me to their friends, so what's one more. Just beware, you'll receive my strange bulletins randomly. And please don't ask me to add YOU to my friends. I add people that I actually talk to frequently. In fact, most people in my friends list are people that I physically hang out with in real life. And my favorites are just people I find totally smokin.
Well, then kill yourself. Hehe just kidding. I say in my pro that I hate most hippies. I hate them because they try to impose their veganism on my meat-eating ways, their hair is sometimes gross, I generally don't like their clothing, I think they're too whiny, and they smoke a lot of pot and brag about how cool it is. Yes, I'll say it: I hate pot. I think it's lame and boring (for me, personally). People who smoke pot are not drug users. Alcohol gets you WAY more fucked up. And hey, if you smoke it, that's cool, but don't make it seem like you are so BAD ASS because you do it. Hippie skirts and perfumes are cool though.
Probably bad, but thank you for your inquery.
No, you're not. Do you have a multi-thousand dollar David Bowie collection? Have you seen him 13 times? Has he acknowledged you on national TV? I think not. Hmph.
Likes:  Orgasm
David Bowie I like Bowie in a thong. David Bowie is AMAZING and don't you forget it!!!
Dislikes:  Anything remotely ghetto Most Hippies When old assholes on the boat (or anywhere) tell me to "smile" - What I am supposed to do?? Sit there all day with a big fucking grin on my face?? Peta Mosquitos (My blood is for vampires, you shitheads!) Shitty fishing rods Religious nuts Straight edge people (c'mon... all the cool kids are doing it...) When I spend too much time on VF and feel like I haven't really "done" anything all day Styrofoam (ahhh!!) When my rats are sick, hurt, or dying Vegetarians who look at me like I'm some kind of heathen when I eat meat... MMMM! ANIMAL! DELICIOUS!! Gas tank being on E Heights Being collld Homophobes Children (glad I never was one) Slow/Horrible drivers People who pronounce Bowie as "Booey" (AVRIL!) Public displays of affection Feeding live rodents to pet snakes (its ok in the wild because the fuzzies have a chance to get away). Rats make better pets than boring, ugly old snakes!! Vague and cliche phrases that people use to give comfort or advice (i.e. "It just wasn't meant to be" or "It is what it is!") GRR
Ew. Why would anyone else want your pimply, hairy, chunky, smelly boyfriend?! Keep him! In fact, hide him so the rest of us aren't tortured by his ugly mug! :P
You might not believe this, but... I have a life! Other than VF! =O I go to college, I work, I see my friends, I play with my rats, I watch funny videos on youtube, etc!! Weird, I know!! I'll def reply to you if you're interesting and don't creep me out too much. Give me some time/slack/space/patience/non-pussiness.
I’m not, asshole! Stop assuming that I am!
 We don't think it's artistic! We know you're hiding something! This angle doesn't make you look skinnier!
 Ok, one or two pics like this is ok if you're going for a certain "feel", but if all your pics are like this, it's obvious that you upped the contrast drastically to hide all your facial flaws. We all get pimples, but there's make-up and picture editors that we can use to do fix things a bit more... subtly...
Aw damn! 'Cause I was JUST about to look up the people that you care about and fuck with them! I have nothing better to do than to go around belittling people I don't even know. You people are so friggin paranoid!
Well, first of all, let me tell you what the #1 definition of "geek" is in Webster's dictionary (and all other dictionaries): "a carnival performer often billed as a wild man whose act usually includes biting the head off a live chicken or snake; a carnival performer who does disgusting acts". Wow, you sick bastard. If you mean that you're a geek in the computer-nerdy way... so friggin what?? Anyone under the age of 30 SHOULD know a fuck load about computers. Good luck getting through life if you don't. If you mean "geek" in the "I-live-for-all-things-Anime -and-wear-goggles-on-my-head", then yeah. You're a geek in the dork sense.
Way to be a bitch, dummy. I hate when people constantly make new profiles because they just decided they didn't like their username or they were downrated a coupla times. Pick a profile and stick with it, freak!
The Love The Passion The Flames All dying How could you, my love?" Guaranteed: If you click on Journals, and then click then Newest Entries on this site, you'll see many retarded poems like that. Fifteen, sixteen- year-old girls writing trite, cliche, horrendous "poetry" about the boyfriend that just dumped them. No wonder he dumped you. My 7-year-old dumbass sister could write deeper lyrics. (BTW - I've collected some of these terrible poems and put them on a web-page. If you enjoy laughing your ass off at other people's bad work, let me know and I'll send you a link to my mean-hearted collection. Just pray your poems aren't on there!)
Why does everyone on here like "shiny things"? WTF does that even mean?? Oh, and if you SAY you're random, it defeats the purpose. I hate self-proclaimed "random" people - they sound like retarded dipshits with Tourettes. THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK!
Ho ho! How clever! NOT. Shut up, Austin Powers.
Stop it.
Well, I didn't have a problem with your height, music taste, drug usage, etc. but now I have a problem with your attitude so YOU fuck off... (i.e. I hate overly defensive profiles)
I hate when people give themselves pretentious nick-names on VF. Ok, I can see if you don't want to divulge your real name, but try to make your nick-name somewhat realistic.
I use Firefox, bitches. That’s that.
Now you're "tYpIn LiK dAt" - hypocrite.
Stop craving everyone’s sympathy/attention. I don’t pity you!
Omigosh! You don’t like me! Nooooooo! You’re so intimidating! SHUT UP.
Really?? ‘Cuz I just LOVE those things!!...NOT. Learn to spell and go buy a little creativity.
Wow, this list has gotten really long! lol Don't get all insulted if you fall into one of these categories. I won't hate ya for it. If I look at your profile and see one of these things, I'll do a little and move on with my life. You are fully entitled to having tons of "modeling" shots of yourself, and it's fine if you want people to address you as "Knight Sabre".
Favorite Music: DAVID BOWIE Christian Bale Chris Corner (What a sex clown) Johnny Depp Axl Rose (early 90's edition) Cillian Murphy Marilyn Manson John Cena Sean Brennan Andrew Eldritch (in the 80's) Brandon Lee Ron White (the fat version of David Bowie mmmm, lol) Ville Valo (before he got fat) Hugh Jackman Criss Angel Ewan McGreggor Iggy Pop George Harrison Billy Idol The Phantom Trent Reznor Rufus Wainwright Christopher Walken Tim Skold Courtney Taylor-Taylor John Ritter (Three's Company era. Mmm those shorts lol) Michael J Fox Ginger Fish Jonathon Rys-Meyers Christopher Plummer Jack White Robert Palmer Cary Elwes Sheriff Baron Klaus Rottingham
Girls I Would Hump: Britney Spears Sarah Palin Milla Jovovich!! Annie Lennox Miley Cyrus (when she comes of age, of course *cough*) Aprella Megan Mullally Gwen Stefani Michelle Pfeiffer Elvira Dita Von Teese Rachel McAdams Kylie Minogue Girls on VampireFreaks (you gals are sexy!!!) Jennifer Aniston Gail Ann Dorsey Angelina Jolie Kate Beckinsale Priscilla Presley Christina Ricci Winona Ryder Angie Bowie Cindi Lauper Susanna Hoffs Shirley Manson Debbie Harry Ginger Spice
Music: *DAVID BOWIE*, Abney Park, Adam Ant, Aerosmith, Agonized By Love, Andrew Lloyd Webber, The Bangles, Bauhaus, The Beatles, Billy Idol, Boston, BRITNEY SPEARS (cry about it), The Cars, Chris Corner, The Cure, Cut Copy, The Dandy Warhols, DEPECHE MODE, DURAN DURAN, Electric Light Orchestra, Fanoe, Foreigner, Franz Ferdinand, Garbage, George Harrison, George Michael, GUNS N ROSES, Gustav Holst, Gwen Stefani, Handel, Hans Zimmer, HIM, IAMX, Iggy Pop, IMA ROBOT, Inxs, Journey, Kelly Clarkson, Klaus Badelt, Kylie Minogue, London After Midnight, Madonna, MARILYN MANSON, Miley Cyrus, Moby, Modest Mouse, MUSE, My Chemical Romance, New York Dolls, NINE INCH NAILS, No Doubt, Ozzy Osbourne, Pat Benetar, Paul McCartney, Poison, Polyphonic Spree, Postal Service, Prodigy, Radiohead, Razed in Black, Rihanna, Robert Palmer, Rob Zombie, Rufus Wainwright, Rush, Savage Garden, Scissor Sisters, Scorpions, Simple Minds, SISTERS OF MERCY, Skid Row, Sneaker Pimps, Social Distortion, The Sweet, T.Rex, U2, Velvet Underground, White Stripes. Most stuff glam, goth, industrial, or corny.
VF Lova's
 My smexy Lee deleted his VF account! Nooo! I will miss him so. But, he is still the first person to make me a sign, and therefore he will remain at the top. This is my ex, Josh. I'm still in love with him. Too bad he couldn't get it together :( This is my bestest friend in the entire, shmire world, Nicole. I love her more than anyone! BFF!!!! AHH!! This is Travis (here we are being silly geese). Travis WOULD be my lover, but he is gay. So until he gets pills to make him straight, you men can have him :) Here's Jake. :) We dated back in high school and he moved away a few years ago. But I still love him so and miss him oodles. What's the story, Wishbone? lol Meghan rocks. We're always getting ourselves into mischief together which leads to trouble. But it all makes for a good story later. haha This? This is my awesome friend Amanda. She is obsessed with Bowie like me. And that means she is cooler than you all!! AHH!! Isn't this the best sign ever?? Lee made it all Bowie-fied!!
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If you rate me anything other than a TEN, I will rate you a ONE. If you read my profile, you will know that I am easily insulted, vain, vindictive, and I can be a little mean. So, sorry if you think I'm a "six" - just be a darling and give me the 10. Unless, of course, you want my one's. :) Really though, send me a message telling me how much I rock and I will be more than lovely to you! :) Disclaimer: Before You Comment
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. My family business has been boating and fishing for over 60 years and it's in my blood. I have a tattoo of an anchor on my ankle. I fuckin love the ocean. And to all of you who claim you want to be pirates, my family owns a 90-foot fishing boat, therefore I am a pirate and you are not. Just because you've watched Pirates of the Caribbean 12 times and have an "I love Jack Sparrow" shirt from Hot Topic does NOT mean you are worthy of the sea. I've worked on my boat since I was 12 and have been on the ocean in 10-foot seas, horrible storms, and treacherous conditions. I've wrestled sharks (small ones), caught thousands of fish, and I actually know the difference between "port" and "starboard" and "bow" and "stern". My toes curl and I get cotton-mouthed anxiety when I see fish splashing and I don't have a pole in my hand to catch them with. I get withdrawals if I'm away from the salty sea air for too long. So I reiterate: PirateStardust = REAL Pirate. 
